If you are feeling unlucky, read this...

[Talking Poker]

...and you should start feeling better immediately.

That right kids, that there be a out outer. This isn't my worst beat ever, but it's pretty bad, especially if you consider how HORRIBLE of a play he made, calling that HUGE bet drawing to exactly one out.

I poker.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1429526224: Table Alta (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:07:32 ET - 2006/12/18
Seat 1: tehdragon ($485.60)
Seat 2: GiVeMeTheCake ($400)
Seat 3: AKA212 ($670.30) <--Typical idiot.
Seat 4: russ6897 ($225.65)
Seat 5: Troll Pie ($450)
Seat 6: dustinlax33 ($717.05)
dustinlax33 posts the small blind of $2
tehdragon posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [8h 9d]
AKA212 calls $4
russ6897 folds
Troll Pie raises to $18
dustinlax33 folds
tehdragon folds
AKA212 calls $14
*** FLOP *** [5d 7d 6d]
AKA212 checks
Troll Pie bets $24
AKA212 raises to $100
Troll Pie raises to $432, and is all in
AKA212 calls $332

Call of the day, right there, kids.
Troll Pie shows [8h 9d]
AKA212 shows [3h 3d]
I mean, seriously, what could he be chading here? Did he think a 3 would be good? Or was he going for the gutshot? Surely he didn't think he "flush draw" would be good, right? I would literally discount all of those outs to nothing if I was in his shoes. All he can beat is a pure bluff.
*** TURN *** [5d 7d 6d] [2s]
AKA212: nh

But fear not, friends, for the river is here!!!
*** RIVER *** [5d 7d 6d 2s] [4d]
Troll Pie shows a flush, Nine high
AKA212 shows a straight flush, Seven high
AKA212 wins the pot ($903) with a straight flush, Seven high
Troll Pie is sitting out


*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $906 | Rake $3
It's no fucking wonder I can't log winning sessions any more. I mean, this one ridiculous beat alone cost me more than 2 buy ins. And it's not like this is an isolated incident... it just happens to be the worst of today's pile of bullshit.
Board: [5d 7d 6d 2s 4d]
Seat 1: tehdragon (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: GiVeMeTheCake is sitting out
Seat 3: AKA212 showed [3h 3d] and won ($903) with a straight flush, Seven high
Seat 4: russ6897 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Troll Pie (button) showed [8h 9d] and lost with a flush, Nine high
Seat 6: dustinlax33 (small blind) folded before the Flop