OK, I'm on tilt...

[Talking Poker]

-This is BY FAR the worst I have ever run.
-I think I'm still playing well, but I'm not even sure any more.
-I miss almost every flop.
-No one will fold anything.
-They hit every draw, no matter how slim.
-I miss every draw, no matter how great of odds they give me (or I'm doing the betting)
-REPEAT. Over and over and over.

It really is quite a sight. I seriously wouldn't even believe it if I wasn't living it.

I'm down for the month now, and by a good bit too. I've very close to actually needing a poker break.... haven't needed one of those in a LONG time.

I'm not going to post dozens of bullshit hands, but I will post this one that just happened, because it's the Kiss of Death and it was just SO MUCH FUN!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #1264875337: Table Bradfox (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:36:17 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: CoachV63 ($452.20)
Seat 2: Troll Pie ($673)
Seat 3: jcash00 ($394.20)
Seat 4: McShove ($638.60)
Seat 5: NMDynasty ($719.40)
Seat 6: sangaman ($578.25)
CoachV63 posts the small blind of $3
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Ks]
jcash00 raises to $21
McShove calls $21
NMDynasty folds
sangaman folds
CoachV63 folds
Troll Pie raises to $90
jcash00 calls $69
McShove folds
*** FLOP *** [2c 8c Ts]
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie bets $144
jcash00 raises to $300
Troll Pie raises to $456
jcash00 calls $4.20, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Kc Ks]
jcash00 shows [9s 6s]
Uncalled bet of $151.80 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [2c 8c Ts] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [2c 8c Ts Jc] [7d]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings
jcash00 shows a straight, Jack high
jcash00 wins the pot ($809.40) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $812.40 | Rake $3
Board: [2c 8c Ts Jc 7d]
Seat 1: CoachV63 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: jcash00 showed [9s 6s] and won ($809.40) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 4: McShove folded before the Flop
Seat 5: NMDynasty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: sangaman (button) didn't bet (folded)