You know you're a huge fish when...

[Talking Poker]

They say that if you don't know who the sucker is at the table within however many minutes, that's because you are the sucker. Well, I've noticed some other tell-tale signs for online play recently:

You know you're a huge fish when:
-Every time you sit down, the waiting list for your table reaches double digits.
-Every time you leave the table (broke, of course), not only does the waiting list go from double digits to 0, but the table actually breaks up!

I just found one of my favorite donators, joined the waiting list, and was saddened to see I was #13!!! Not 10 minutes later, he stood up and the game actually broke up... Gotta love that. I won't name him, but let's see if I can find some of his PT numbers for your reading pleasure.

Ok, here we go... JUST during games when I have been at the table with him:
356 hands
-$5666
VPIP = 56%
PFR = 23%
WtSD = 30%
W$SD = 27% (!!!!!)

Through 2500 additional Observed Hands, he's down another $14,000, including $7000 after just 200 hands of 5/10 NL.

Wow.