Assholes at the table

[PShabi]

Wow, I rarely seeing someone stupid enough to suck you out gloating about it. In fact, I don't remember a time. I see a shit ton of sucks too playing a lot of 2/4 on party.

The only time I become the "asshole of the table" is in two situations:

1) I am always a jerk to anyone who criticizes the play of someone else. I always side witht the idiot because that's who I'm going to be playing in the pots I'm winning. A lot of the "better" players probably don't like me, but I don't care, because they loosen up on me and I only go in with the nuts on 'em. I want the bad playersto be comfy and want to play at the table. Sorry, but I'm the one saying, "nice hand" after KQ beats your AA on the river with a A 2 6 10 J board.

2) When somebody gets mad when I outplay them (always in NL SNGs) and they immediately try to attack my name and assume that I'm a "sand n*****"
or a "camel jockey." In that case, I'll berate the player the whole game because that pisses me off. And not because I'm a red-headed farm kid from Indiana.