I keep forgetting to post this...

[Talking Poker]

I feel like this CAN'T be the first time ever, but this is honestly that first time I can remember being on this side of a 1 outer.

Shabi sucks.

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PokerStars Game #4937813791: Tournament #24047909, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/05/14 - 22:14:20 (ET)
Table '24047909 2' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Rogue23 (855 in chips)
Seat 2: mayhem45 (1701 in chips)
Seat 3: eeejit101 (1975 in chips)
Seat 6: PShabi (4179 in chips)
Seat 8: MathBabe (1790 in chips)
MathBabe: posts small blind 25
Rogue23: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Qh Qd]
mayhem45: folds
eeejit101: folds
PShabi: raises 108 to 158
MathBabe: folds
Rogue23 said, "i'd be in shabi"
Rogue23 said, "fo sho"
Rogue23: raises 227 to 385
eeejit101 said, "i agree"
PShabi said, "hmmmm"
PShabi: calls 227
*** FLOP *** [Ks Ts 2h]
Rogue23 said, "fold donk"
Rogue23: bets 470 and is all-in
PShabi: calls 470
Rogue23 said, "vnh"
mayhem45 said, "pwned"
*** TURN *** [Ks Ts 2h] [Qc]
Rogue23 said, "boom"
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ts 2h Qc] [9c]
eeejit101 said, "boom"
mayhem45 said, "oooooooo"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [Qh Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
PShabi: shows [Kd Qs] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
eeejit101 said, "lucky ****"
Rogue23 collected 1735 from pot
Rogue23 said, "1 izouted"
PShabi said, "was that one ****ing otu?"
N1kita [observer] said, "i'm up for a donk fest cash game. might as well lose more money today while i'm behind"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1735 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Ts 2h Qc 9c]
Seat 1: Rogue23 (big blind) showed [Qh Qd] and won (1735) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: mayhem45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: eeejit101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: PShabi (button) showed [Kd Qs] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 8: MathBabe (small blind) folded before Flop

And now for some chat that followed the hand:
PShabi said, "WAS THAT ONE ****ING OUT?"
PShabi said, "LEE ****ING JONES"
PShabi said, "WAS THAT ONE ****ING OUT?"
Rogue23 said, "<--- literally LOLing"
PShabi said, "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?"
PShabi said, "ONE ****ING OUT?"
PShabi said, "SZXDFSGKL; AEGR"
PShabi said, "ASDG AWERG"
PShabi said, "AZSDFBHASDBN"
Rogue23 said, "nice call with the KQ there, btw, donkey...."

LOL.