I got Punk'd.

[Aequitas58]

Aequitas58: hey there.
Aequitas58: crazy - i have evidence linking you to stealing my accounts.
Aequitas58: i also have your IP, which I've traced.
Aequitas58: Missouri, eh?
Aequitas58: we need to talk. if you're not willing, you can talk to the police, because I plan on contacting them in the very near future.
johnstewart80: im here now
Aequitas58: you f-ed up, bro.
johnstewart80: i know...
Aequitas58: you know im an attorney?
Aequitas58: and you do this?
Aequitas58: not smart.
johnstewart80: i didnt know
johnstewart80: i read it
Aequitas58: doesn't matter.
Aequitas58: you did it.
johnstewart80: i know
Aequitas58: and whats worse...
Aequitas58: (seriously) ... the bank fraud via neteller.
Aequitas58: they have it documented for me for the police.
Aequitas58: stars told me you lost the 300 in 10 hands at 15/30.
Aequitas58: the way i see it, you can either decide to cooperate, or not. if you choose not to, i can promise that you will not like the end result.
johnstewart80: dont remember
johnstewart80: im being VERY cooperstive bro
johnstewart80: i know i fucked up
Aequitas58: brb.
johnstewart80: and im want to do everything i can to make it right
Aequitas58: you live in St. Joseph, right?
johnstewart80: thats correct
Aequitas58: i have a postal inquiry sent to the St. Joseph postmaster.
Aequitas58: i should get it back by the end of the week.
Aequitas58: what's your phone number... i want to call you now.
johnstewart80: dont have one....
johnstewart80: cell phone doesnt have minutes
johnstewart80: i should soon tho
Aequitas58: house phone.
johnstewart80: 816075201865
johnstewart80: no house phone
Aequitas58: ok.
Aequitas58: that's fine.
johnstewart80: (816)-752-1865
Aequitas58: what is that? cell phone?
johnstewart80: yes
Aequitas58: you're 18, right?
johnstewart80: ill have minutes in a week or so
johnstewart80: yes
Aequitas58: dude, you better get yourself a phone...
Aequitas58: we're talking jail time here...
johnstewart80: i know this
Aequitas58: bank fraud, harrassment, identity theft, cybercrimes, etc.
johnstewart80: thats why i want to be as cooperstive as possible
Aequitas58: not to mention wire fraud over the internet.
johnstewart80: i hear you
Aequitas58: Stars and Neteller have already told me they can furnish any documents i need.
Aequitas58: where are your parents?
johnstewart80: dont really know my dad and mom is never here
Aequitas58: how am i getting my 300 back?
johnstewart80: me
Aequitas58: i'm not waiting, and i'm not taking a payment plan.
johnstewart80: i just started a dominos job
johnstewart80: and i will be full time electrician next month
Aequitas58: lol - great. how can i believe you? you already hijacked my shit - you're the last person i can believe. c'mon - no phone?
Aequitas58: this is just too fishy.
johnstewart80: dude, i swear
johnstewart80: i realized i messed up
johnstewart80: you have all my information
Aequitas58: why would you do that?
johnstewart80: do you think i want to go to jail?
Aequitas58: b/c i told you to get a job on the forum?
Aequitas58: i dont know if you want to go to jail or not. i kinda think they dont have internet poker in jail, but who knows w/ the white collar crime prisons.
johnstewart80: lol, pretty sure not
johnstewart80: well
Aequitas58: how are you planning on paying me back?
johnstewart80: ill talk to my mom, shell bitch at me for a bit
johnstewart80: take computer away
johnstewart80: all the shit
johnstewart80: and prolly write you off a check
johnstewart80: then i pay her back
Aequitas58: it's better that she takes it away and not the cops, because they confiscate that stuff.
johnstewart80: indeed
johnstewart80: brb
johnstewart80: back
Aequitas58: ok so here's the deal.
Aequitas58: because you are willing to be cooperative, i will consider not pursuing this - even though you've caused me a shitty weekend. BUT: I want some kind of payment in the mail by the end of the week. It's Monday. talk to your Mom or whoever...
Aequitas58: and get it done.
Aequitas58: $300.
Aequitas58: For the time being, I will also refrain from going public with this on TalkingPoker.
Aequitas58: Although there are members who know what happened.
johnstewart80: mayhem?
Aequitas58: and know it was you.
Aequitas58: there are ... probably 5 other people who know.
Aequitas58: i will not give out details.
Aequitas58: one poster wants me to give him your address.
johnstewart80: xxx-xxx-xxxx
johnstewart80: that your phone?
Aequitas58: no
Aequitas58: that's my old phone.
Aequitas58: and how do you still have my account details?
johnstewart80: just the phone number
Aequitas58: that's old.
johnstewart80: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (Did you really want to post your address, Lou?)
johnstewart80: that too
Aequitas58: that's new.
johnstewart80: send ut tgere>
johnstewart80: there*
Aequitas58: that's where i'm at now.
Aequitas58: yes, send it there.
Aequitas58: as i said, you have until the end of the week. if i don't get $300 by early next week, I will stop talking to you and proceed forward.
johnstewart80: if i dont see mom, i will call you, i need your phone number
johnstewart80: almost sure ill see here
johnstewart80: her*
Aequitas58: you can reach me on AIM or via PM on talking poker.
Aequitas58: i dont need to give out my number right now.
johnstewart80: VERY understanble
Aequitas58: it's bad enough you already have my fucking home address.
johnstewart80: nothin i can do with it
johnstewart80: think im flying out here?
johnstewart80: there
Aequitas58: i dont wanna hear it... just make sure you figure out some kind of payment.
Aequitas58: if your mom prefers a cashiers check or money order, that's fine too.
Aequitas58: oh - and i dont wanna hear bullshit that the money was sent, but you didn't get it.
Aequitas58: make sure i get it.
johnstewart80: loud and clear
Aequitas58: that's it for now. thanks for the headache.
johnstewart80: i know im the last person you want a tip from, but you want one ne ways?
Aequitas58: go ahead.
johnstewart80: keep your city off the internet
Aequitas58: why
johnstewart80: and birthdate
johnstewart80: thats all you need to gte into someones yahoo account
Aequitas58: excellent. neteller was easy (you got that from yahoo, i assume) how did you get into stars?
johnstewart80: stars has good security
johnstewart80: sent them an email asking for the password to be reset
johnstewart80: and answered like 10 questions
johnstewart80: address, last 4 digits of your last deposit
johnstewart80: last email address
johnstewart80: first and last name
Aequitas58: alright, stop talking, b/c you're pissing me off.
johnstewart80: i appologize
Aequitas58: we'll see how much you're sorry.
johnstewart80: and beleive me or not, im sorry, VERY sorry
Aequitas58: you're sorry b/c of the consequences.
Aequitas58: i'm not an idiot.
Aequitas58: just get done what you have to get done. talk to me later in the week.
johnstewart80: no, im sorry because i thought about what i did and what a prick thing it was to do
johnstewart80: BTW
johnstewart80: whats that inquiry thing
Aequitas58: it's a legal notice to the postmaster of your city that a lawyer is requesting further information (ie: who lives there, confirm the street address, etc) for the beginning of legal proceedings.
Aequitas58: it's free - if you know what you're doing. :-)
Aequitas58: and i do.
johnstewart80: obviousl
johnstewart80: y
johnstewart80: lol
Aequitas58: and who has NO house phone?
Aequitas58: i just don't believe that
johnstewart80: a single parent with 2 kids
johnstewart80: thats who
johnstewart80: we'll have one after we move
Aequitas58: alright
johnstewart80: well im going to go, gunna see if my mom is at her BF's house
johnstewart80: byeAequitas58: hey there.
Aequitas58: crazy - i have evidence linking you to stealing my accounts.
Aequitas58: i also have your IP, which I've traced.
Aequitas58: Missouri, eh?
Aequitas58: we need to talk. if you're not willing, you can talk to the police, because I plan on contacting them in the very near future.
johnstewart80: im here now
Aequitas58: you f-ed up, bro.
johnstewart80: i know...
Aequitas58: you know im an attorney?
Aequitas58: and you do this?
Aequitas58: not smart.
johnstewart80: i didnt know
johnstewart80: i read it
Aequitas58: doesn't matter.
Aequitas58: you did it.
johnstewart80: i know
Aequitas58: and whats worse...
Aequitas58: (seriously) ... the bank fraud via neteller.
Aequitas58: they have it documented for me for the police.
Aequitas58: stars told me you lost the 300 in 10 hands at 15/30.
Aequitas58: the way i see it, you can either decide to cooperate, or not. if you choose not to, i can promise that you will not like the end result.
johnstewart80: dont remember
johnstewart80: im being VERY cooperstive bro
johnstewart80: i know i fucked up
Aequitas58: brb.
johnstewart80: and im want to do everything i can to make it right
Aequitas58: you live in St. Joseph, right?
johnstewart80: thats correct
Aequitas58: i have a postal inquiry sent to the St. Joseph postmaster.
Aequitas58: i should get it back by the end of the week.
Aequitas58: what's your phone number... i want to call you now.
johnstewart80: dont have one....
johnstewart80: cell phone doesnt have minutes
johnstewart80: i should soon tho
Aequitas58: house phone.
johnstewart80: 816075201865
johnstewart80: no house phone
Aequitas58: ok.
Aequitas58: that's fine.
johnstewart80: (816)-752-1865
Aequitas58: what is that? cell phone?
johnstewart80: yes
Aequitas58: you're 18, right?
johnstewart80: ill have minutes in a week or so
johnstewart80: yes
Aequitas58: dude, you better get yourself a phone...
Aequitas58: we're talking jail time here...
johnstewart80: i know this
Aequitas58: bank fraud, harrassment, identity theft, cybercrimes, etc.
johnstewart80: thats why i want to be as cooperstive as possible
Aequitas58: not to mention wire fraud over the internet.
johnstewart80: i hear you
Aequitas58: Stars and Neteller have already told me they can furnish any documents i need.
Aequitas58: where are your parents?
johnstewart80: dont really know my dad and mom is never here
Aequitas58: how am i getting my 300 back?
johnstewart80: me
Aequitas58: i'm not waiting, and i'm not taking a payment plan.
johnstewart80: i just started a dominos job
johnstewart80: and i will be full time electrician next month
Aequitas58: lol - great. how can i believe you? you already hijacked my shit - you're the last person i can believe. c'mon - no phone?
Aequitas58: this is just too fishy.
johnstewart80: dude, i swear
johnstewart80: i realized i messed up
johnstewart80: you have all my information
Aequitas58: why would you do that?
johnstewart80: do you think i want to go to jail?
Aequitas58: b/c i told you to get a job on the forum?
Aequitas58: i dont know if you want to go to jail or not. i kinda think they dont have internet poker in jail, but who knows w/ the white collar crime prisons.
johnstewart80: lol, pretty sure not
johnstewart80: well
Aequitas58: how are you planning on paying me back?
johnstewart80: ill talk to my mom, shell bitch at me for a bit
johnstewart80: take computer away
johnstewart80: all the shit
johnstewart80: and prolly write you off a check
johnstewart80: then i pay her back
Aequitas58: it's better that she takes it away and not the cops, because they confiscate that stuff.
johnstewart80: indeed
johnstewart80: brb
johnstewart80: back
Aequitas58: ok so here's the deal.
Aequitas58: because you are willing to be cooperative, i will consider not pursuing this - even though you've caused me a shitty weekend. BUT: I want some kind of payment in the mail by the end of the week. It's Monday. talk to your Mom or whoever...
Aequitas58: and get it done.
Aequitas58: $300.
Aequitas58: For the time being, I will also refrain from going public with this on TalkingPoker.
Aequitas58: Although there are members who know what happened.
johnstewart80: mayhem?
Aequitas58: and know it was you.
Aequitas58: there are ... probably 5 other people who know.
Aequitas58: i will not give out details.
Aequitas58: one poster wants me to give him your address.
johnstewart80: 609-932-2546
johnstewart80: that your phone?
Aequitas58: no
Aequitas58: that's my old phone.
Aequitas58: and how do you still have my account details?
johnstewart80: just the phone number
Aequitas58: that's old.
johnstewart80: XXXXXXXXXXXXX - Same deal - double posted or something? I'm not going to clean this whole thing up.
johnstewart80: that too
Aequitas58: that's new.
johnstewart80: send ut tgere>
johnstewart80: there*
Aequitas58: that's where i'm at now.
Aequitas58: yes, send it there.
Aequitas58: as i said, you have until the end of the week. if i don't get $300 by early next week, I will stop talking to you and proceed forward.
johnstewart80: if i dont see mom, i will call you, i need your phone number
johnstewart80: almost sure ill see here
johnstewart80: her*
Aequitas58: you can reach me on AIM or via PM on talking poker.
Aequitas58: i dont need to give out my number right now.
johnstewart80: VERY understanble
Aequitas58: it's bad enough you already have my fucking home address.
johnstewart80: nothin i can do with it
johnstewart80: think im flying out here?
johnstewart80: there
Aequitas58: i dont wanna hear it... just make sure you figure out some kind of payment.
Aequitas58: if your mom prefers a cashiers check or money order, that's fine too.
Aequitas58: oh - and i dont wanna hear bullshit that the money was sent, but you didn't get it.
Aequitas58: make sure i get it.
johnstewart80: loud and clear
Aequitas58: that's it for now. thanks for the headache.
johnstewart80: i know im the last person you want a tip from, but you want one ne ways?
Aequitas58: go ahead.
johnstewart80: keep your city off the internet
Aequitas58: why
johnstewart80: and birthdate
johnstewart80: thats all you need to gte into someones yahoo account
Aequitas58: excellent. neteller was easy (you got that from yahoo, i assume) how did you get into stars?
johnstewart80: stars has good security
johnstewart80: sent them an email asking for the password to be reset
johnstewart80: and answered like 10 questions
johnstewart80: address, last 4 digits of your last deposit
johnstewart80: last email address
johnstewart80: first and last name
Aequitas58: alright, stop talking, b/c you're pissing me off.
johnstewart80: i appologize
Aequitas58: we'll see how much you're sorry.
johnstewart80: and beleive me or not, im sorry, VERY sorry
Aequitas58: you're sorry b/c of the consequences.
Aequitas58: i'm not an idiot.
Aequitas58: just get done what you have to get done. talk to me later in the week.
johnstewart80: no, im sorry because i thought about what i did and what a prick thing it was to do
johnstewart80: BTW
johnstewart80: whats that inquiry thing
Aequitas58: it's a legal notice to the postmaster of your city that a lawyer is requesting further information (ie: who lives there, confirm the street address, etc) for the beginning of legal proceedings.
Aequitas58: it's free - if you know what you're doing. :-)
Aequitas58: and i do.
johnstewart80: obviousl
johnstewart80: y
johnstewart80: lol
Aequitas58: and who has NO house phone?
Aequitas58: i just don't believe that
johnstewart80: a single parent with 2 kids
johnstewart80: thats who
johnstewart80: we'll have one after we move
Aequitas58: alright
johnstewart80: well im going to go, gunna see if my mom is at her BF's house
johnstewart80: byeAequitas58: hey there.
Aequitas58: crazy - i have evidence linking you to stealing my accounts.
Aequitas58: i also have your IP, which I've traced.
Aequitas58: Missouri, eh?
Aequitas58: we need to talk. if you're not willing, you can talk to the police, because I plan on contacting them in the very near future.
johnstewart80: im here now
Aequitas58: you f-ed up, bro.
johnstewart80: i know...
Aequitas58: you know im an attorney?
Aequitas58: and you do this?
Aequitas58: not smart.
johnstewart80: i didnt know
johnstewart80: i read it
Aequitas58: doesn't matter.
Aequitas58: you did it.
johnstewart80: i know
Aequitas58: and whats worse...
Aequitas58: (seriously) ... the bank fraud via neteller.
Aequitas58: they have it documented for me for the police.
Aequitas58: stars told me you lost the 300 in 10 hands at 15/30.
Aequitas58: the way i see it, you can either decide to cooperate, or not. if you choose not to, i can promise that you will not like the end result.
johnstewart80: dont remember
johnstewart80: im being VERY cooperstive bro
johnstewart80: i know i fucked up
Aequitas58: brb.
johnstewart80: and im want to do everything i can to make it right
Aequitas58: you live in St. Joseph, right?
johnstewart80: thats correct
Aequitas58: i have a postal inquiry sent to the St. Joseph postmaster.
Aequitas58: i should get it back by the end of the week.
Aequitas58: what's your phone number... i want to call you now.
johnstewart80: dont have one....
johnstewart80: cell phone doesnt have minutes
johnstewart80: i should soon tho
Aequitas58: house phone.
johnstewart80: 816075201865
johnstewart80: no house phone
Aequitas58: ok.
Aequitas58: that's fine.
johnstewart80: (816)-752-1865
Aequitas58: what is that? cell phone?
johnstewart80: yes
Aequitas58: you're 18, right?
johnstewart80: ill have minutes in a week or so
johnstewart80: yes
Aequitas58: dude, you better get yourself a phone...
Aequitas58: we're talking jail time here...
johnstewart80: i know this
Aequitas58: bank fraud, harrassment, identity theft, cybercrimes, etc.
johnstewart80: thats why i want to be as cooperstive as possible
Aequitas58: not to mention wire fraud over the internet.
johnstewart80: i hear you
Aequitas58: Stars and Neteller have already told me they can furnish any documents i need.
Aequitas58: where are your parents?
johnstewart80: dont really know my dad and mom is never here
Aequitas58: how am i getting my 300 back?
johnstewart80: me
Aequitas58: i'm not waiting, and i'm not taking a payment plan.
johnstewart80: i just started a dominos job
johnstewart80: and i will be full time electrician next month
Aequitas58: lol - great. how can i believe you? you already hijacked my shit - you're the last person i can believe. c'mon - no phone?
Aequitas58: this is just too fishy.
johnstewart80: dude, i swear
johnstewart80: i realized i messed up
johnstewart80: you have all my information
Aequitas58: why would you do that?
johnstewart80: do you think i want to go to jail?
Aequitas58: b/c i told you to get a job on the forum?
Aequitas58: i dont know if you want to go to jail or not. i kinda think they dont have internet poker in jail, but who knows w/ the white collar crime prisons.
johnstewart80: lol, pretty sure not
johnstewart80: well
Aequitas58: how are you planning on paying me back?
johnstewart80: ill talk to my mom, shell bitch at me for a bit
johnstewart80: take computer away
johnstewart80: all the shit
johnstewart80: and prolly write you off a check
johnstewart80: then i pay her back
Aequitas58: it's better that she takes it away and not the cops, because they confiscate that stuff.
johnstewart80: indeed
johnstewart80: brb
johnstewart80: back
Aequitas58: ok so here's the deal.
Aequitas58: because you are willing to be cooperative, i will consider not pursuing this - even though you've caused me a shitty weekend. BUT: I want some kind of payment in the mail by the end of the week. It's Monday. talk to your Mom or whoever...
Aequitas58: and get it done.
Aequitas58: $300.
Aequitas58: For the time being, I will also refrain from going public with this on TalkingPoker.
Aequitas58: Although there are members who know what happened.
johnstewart80: mayhem?
Aequitas58: and know it was you.
Aequitas58: there are ... probably 5 other people who know.
Aequitas58: i will not give out details.
Aequitas58: one poster wants me to give him your address.
johnstewart80: [lou's old cell phone number]
johnstewart80: that your phone?
Aequitas58: no
Aequitas58: that's my old phone.
Aequitas58: and how do you still have my account details?
johnstewart80: just the phone number
Aequitas58: that's old.
johnstewart80: [lou's address]
johnstewart80: that too
Aequitas58: that's new.
johnstewart80: send ut tgere>
johnstewart80: there*
Aequitas58: that's where i'm at now.
Aequitas58: yes, send it there.
Aequitas58: as i said, you have until the end of the week. if i don't get $300 by early next week, I will stop talking to you and proceed forward.
johnstewart80: if i dont see mom, i will call you, i need your phone number
johnstewart80: almost sure ill see here
johnstewart80: her*
Aequitas58: you can reach me on AIM or via PM on talking poker.
Aequitas58: i dont need to give out my number right now.
johnstewart80: VERY understanble
Aequitas58: it's bad enough you already have my fucking home address.
johnstewart80: nothin i can do with it
johnstewart80: think im flying out here?
johnstewart80: there
Aequitas58: i dont wanna hear it... just make sure you figure out some kind of payment.
Aequitas58: if your mom prefers a cashiers check or money order, that's fine too.
Aequitas58: oh - and i dont wanna hear bullshit that the money was sent, but you didn't get it.
Aequitas58: make sure i get it.
johnstewart80: loud and clear
Aequitas58: that's it for now. thanks for the headache.
johnstewart80: i know im the last person you want a tip from, but you want one ne ways?
Aequitas58: go ahead.
johnstewart80: [begins methodology explaing how it happened...]
Aequitas58: why
johnstewart80: [methodology]
johnstewart80: thats all you need to gte into someones yahoo account
Aequitas58: excellent. neteller was easy (you got that from yahoo, i assume) how did you get into stars?
johnstewart80: stars has good security
johnstewart80: sent them an email asking for the password to be reset
johnstewart80: and answered like 10 questions
johnstewart80: address, last 4 digits of your last deposit
johnstewart80: last email address
johnstewart80: first and last name
Aequitas58: alright, stop talking, b/c you're pissing me off.
johnstewart80: i appologize
Aequitas58: we'll see how much you're sorry.
johnstewart80: and beleive me or not, im sorry, VERY sorry
Aequitas58: you're sorry b/c of the consequences.
Aequitas58: i'm not an idiot.
Aequitas58: just get done what you have to get done. talk to me later in the week.
johnstewart80: no, im sorry because i thought about what i did and what a prick thing it was to do
johnstewart80: BTW
johnstewart80: whats that inquiry thing
Aequitas58: it's a legal notice to the postmaster of your city that a lawyer is requesting further information (ie: who lives there, confirm the street address, etc) for the beginning of legal proceedings.
Aequitas58: it's free - if you know what you're doing. :-)
Aequitas58: and i do.
johnstewart80: obviousl
johnstewart80: y
johnstewart80: lol
Aequitas58: and who has NO house phone?
Aequitas58: i just don't believe that
johnstewart80: a single parent with 2 kids
johnstewart80: thats who
johnstewart80: we'll have one after we move
Aequitas58: alright
johnstewart80: well im going to go, gunna see if my mom is at her BF's house
johnstewart80: bye