Tell me why I can't go pro

[PShabi]

Considering rakeback and my winrate, let's say I just avg 2BB/100 hands. This is even a bit conservative.

I make $20/100 hands.

I play 325 hands / hr. (again, conservative)

I make $65 / hr.

I play 25 hrs / wk.

I make $1625 / wk.

Roughly $84,500 / yr.

Even if the tax man rapes me for 30%, I'm looking at $59,150 for the year.

Tell me why I can't do this.