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[Dodoubled]

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***** Hand History for Game 3510595515 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, February 07, 11:34:40 EDT 2006
Table Table 65318 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 4: chrismiha34 ( $51.30 )
Seat 1: Dodoubled ( $30.40 )
Seat 3: raptor1000 ( $20 )
Seat 6: ColdLuxury ( $21.45 )
Seat 2: untouchedi ( $23.40 )
Seat 5: stevens01111 ( $24.75 )
chrismiha34 posts small blind [$0.10].
stevens01111 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Dodoubled [ Ad As ] --- Boom
ColdLuxury raises [$1].
Dodoubled raises [$3].
untouchedi folds.
raptor1000 calls [$3].
chrismiha34 calls [$2.90].
stevens01111 folds.
ColdLuxury calls [$2]. --- Now here, I know I'm ahead, and I'm seriously thinking to myself, "Man, I sure hope I don't get a single-suited flop right here."
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, Qh, 9h ] -- BOOM. And wouldn't ya know it? Neither one of my bullets matched up.
chrismiha34: raptor u love to see flops
chrismiha34 bets [$3].
ColdLuxury folds.
Dodoubled calls [$3].
raptor1000 raises [$6].
chrismiha34 calls [$3].
Dodoubled folds. -- Discipline, dammit!
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
chrismiha34 checks.
raptor1000 is all-In [$11]
chrismiha34 calls [$11].
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
chrismiha34 shows [ Ks, Tc ] a straight, nine to king. -- Wait until you see what the other guy called preflop with ...
raptor1000 shows [ 2h, 6h -- BOOM!!] a flush, queen high.
raptor1000 wins $46.80 from the main pot with a flush, queen high.

I love hands like this. I swear upon my own grave, I sat there thinking to myself, "Man, I always get single-suited flops with aces, and it's never a suit that I hold." And it always happens on Party. Aliens run that site, I'm telling you. And they all have giant probes in our brains that suck out our thoughts.