Justice SERVED...

[Talking Poker]

First, if someone could tell me how in the hell to win with KK, I'd appreciate it. Because I seriously don't remember the last time I won with the hand, no matter how big a favorite I was when the money went in, like here. I'm guestimating I'm 0 for my last 5 or 6 with the hand now, at least...

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Full Tilt Poker Game #387548137: Table Harris (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:28:41 ET - 2006/01/17
Seat 1: KrAzEe_K ($246.30)
Seat 2: Rogue23 ($566.90)
Seat 3: soggyvag2 ($443)
Seat 4: BigSlick2007 ($725.80)
Seat 5: lost my ($182)
Seat 6: IamOnlyFishing ($197.20)
IamOnlyFishing posts the small blind of $2
KrAzEe_K posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Ks Kh] <--- Please note the kiss of death
Rogue23 raises to $12
soggyvag2 folds
BigSlick2007 folds
lost my folds
IamOnlyFishing calls $10
KrAzEe_K folds
*** FLOP *** [8s Ts 7c]
IamOnlyFishing checks
Rogue23 bets $24
IamOnlyFishing calls $24
*** TURN *** [8s Ts 7c] [Js]
IamOnlyFishing checks
Rogue23 bets $530.90, and is all in
IamOnlyFishing calls $161.20, and is all in
Rogue23 shows [Ks Kh]
IamOnlyFishing shows [2c Tc]
Uncalled bet of $369.70 returned to Rogue23
*** RIVER *** [8s Ts 7c Js] [Td]
Rogue23 shows two pair, Kings and Tens
IamOnlyFishing shows three of a kind, Tens
IamOnlyFishing wins the pot ($395.40) with three of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $398.40 | Rake $3
Board: [8s Ts 7c Js Td]
Seat 1: KrAzEe_K (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Rogue23 showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 3: soggyvag2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: BigSlick2007 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: lost my (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: IamOnlyFishing (small blind) showed [2c Tc] and won ($395.40) with three of a kind, Tens
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The idiot was nice enough to spread my money around the table, but I knew it was only a matter of time until I had a chance to get it all back. Here I am getting all in against two players with, you know, the nuts. How in the hell this held up, I'll never know. But I'll take it anyway:

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Full Tilt Poker Game #387579184: Table Harris (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:49:06 ET - 2006/01/17
Seat 1: KrAzEe_K ($180.80)
Seat 2: Rogue23 ($420.10)
Seat 3: soggyvag2 ($562)
Seat 4: BigSlick2007 ($754.40)
Seat 5: lost my ($233.90)
Seat 6: IamOnlyFishing ($276.90)
IamOnlyFishing posts the small blind of $2
KrAzEe_K posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [8c 7s]
Rogue23 calls $4
soggyvag2 folds
BigSlick2007 folds
lost my calls $4
IamOnlyFishing raises to $16
KrAzEe_K folds
Rogue23 calls $12
lost my calls $12
*** FLOP *** [5d 4d 6h]
IamOnlyFishing bets $60
Rogue23 calls $60
lost my raises to $217.90, and is all in
IamOnlyFishing calls $157.90
Rogue23 raises to $404.10, and is all in
IamOnlyFishing calls $43, and is all in
Rogue23 shows [8c 7s]
lost my shows [Td 7d]
IamOnlyFishing shows [Js Jd]
Uncalled bet of $143.20 returned to Rogue23
*** TURN *** [5d 4d 6h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 4d 6h 3s] [5s]
Rogue23 shows a straight, Eight high
IamOnlyFishing shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
Rogue23 wins the side pot ($86) with a straight, Eight high
lost my shows a straight, Seven high
Rogue23 wins the main pot ($702.70) with a straight, Eight high
lost my is sitting out
IamOnlyFishing is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $791.70 Main pot $705.70. Side pot $86. | Rake $3
Board: [5d 4d 6h 3s 5s]
Seat 1: KrAzEe_K (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Rogue23 showed [8c 7s] and won ($788.70) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 3: soggyvag2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: BigSlick2007 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: lost my (button) showed [Td 7d] and lost with a straight, Seven high
Seat 6: IamOnlyFishing (small blind) showed [Js Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
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Thanks, bitches.