Bite Your Tongue

[SirFWALGMan]

I wanted to relate a problem I have. Some people are such jerks at the table that I cannot help taunting them. I really do beleive the nice people, who are interesting, and engage the table, get people to want to stay and throw there money away. I want to be that person. Instead I react to people sometimes.

Last night for example a real tool comes to our table. She state's, after losing the first hand, "Mr. X I am going to beat your ass and take all of your Money". Mr. X chuckled. I really got annoyed at her though. So every chance I got I would rib her. Some of the good comments:

She says, "SirFWA You are a bad player and I am going to take all of your money!"
I Reply "Yeah, I am +$608 bad." (I Know one session does not make the man!)
"Your just going to dribble your money away! All bad players do!" she retorts.

So every pot after that I won I said "Dribble.. Dribble.. Cmon C4! You can say it! Dribble.. Dribble.."

I was watching Snoop Dog on Howard Stern so I made a comment like:

"You should be my Hoe C4, You would make more money than being my Table Bitch!"

I think she was considering the offer. There were several other barbs that night. All in all I was having fun and being a jerk. Something else for me to work on, although it makes it alot more fun sometimes!