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[Zybomb]

Guy raises with AK I call with 87s Flop comes K7x he bets less than half the pot, I call. Turn 7 He checks I bet 1/2 pot he shoves I call he gets pissed!

buckortwo111: u dumb @!@#

I dont respond, then a few hands later against another player I have T9 in a 4 way pot. Flop 9K8

PFR bets 1/3 pot, 1 call, I call OTB. Turn 9. PFR checks other guy bets 1/2 pot I call PFR folds, river guy checks I bet he calls with KQ I scoop.

buckortwo111: hes too dumb to fold
zybomb: yup too dumb to fold 2nd pair with 2 backdoor draws getting 5:1
buckortwo111: so what do u call when u sucked out to me
buckortwo111: preflop callss Raise of 4x
buckortwo111: ur a joke
zybomb: ok just lose the last 98.10 in your account and then call up the bank for a redeposit

(reloads to 364.50)

buckortwo111: Im fine
zybomb: that transfer from your buddy just completed huh? congrats
buckortwo111: hang tight
buckortwo111: gonna be a bumpy road 4 u
zybomb: yea you might take half my stack if u get lucky uh oh
buckortwo111: half is better then now
buckortwo111: none

Then this

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to zybomb [8d 7h]
girlsholic folds
shipthedonutsss folds
jas52185 folds
zybomb raises to $12
buckortwo111 calls $10
kwmwdos85 folds
*** FLOP *** [8s Qh Ah]
buckortwo111 checks
zybomb checks
*** TURN *** [8s Qh Ah] [7d]
buckortwo111 bets $20
zybomb calls $20
*** RIVER *** [8s Qh Ah 7d] [Jd]
buckortwo111 bets $50
zybomb calls $50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
buckortwo111 shows [3d 2h] Ace Queen high
zybomb shows [8d 7h] two pair, Eights and Sevens
zybomb wins the pot ($165) with two pair, Eights and Sevens

zybomb: good call pre
zybomb: and good bets post
buckortwo111: ur ust lucky
buckortwo111: it will pass
zybomb: bc i fold 32o from the SB?

Hahaha -- ok Im goin out now