I love live poker

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So yea, I got my ass handed to me live tonight, but I have a few fun hands to share.

Hand 1: Two limpers to me otb with AJdd I pop it up to 8xs and both limpers call. Flop A94 rainbow. Donk 1 (P) bets 1/3 pot, donk 2(T)calls. I shove (value shove) only to get insta-called by donk one. Im pretty sure I'm boned at this point. Donk two thinks about it for a bit and Im positive I'm boned.
Donk two flips A6. Not too bad, but with how quick donk 1 called I'm pretty sure he has a set or two pair. Donk one tables......you guess it QT for the backdoor straight draw. Turn Q river 4 and I chop with donk 2. gay

Hand 2: Donk 2 from earlier hand, T limp calls again. This time her opponent in the hand is a tight passive moron. board comes QJ9A7.
I don't know action from earlier streets, but tight/passive guy makes a 3xs pot bet and T almost folds her hand, but double thinks it and says out loud. "I think you are bluffing, Gah, I have a real bad itch to pick off this bluff" She then calls and the tight passive guy says "yep your right and tables T2. T then decides to throw her bluff catcher face up on the table. Good Ole, 65. She brilliantly picks off his bluff by playing the board and tight passive scoops the pot with his Ten playing.

Hand 3: T in another hand here where she opens from EP. Now T is pretty tight/passive so when she raises she normally has the goods, I easily pitch 9s on the button, but not before tight/passive monkey from hand two calls. Flop comes QJ4. Check, Check. Turn 7. Check Check. River 2. Check, and tight passive guy from hand two fires about pot. T thinks for a bit and folds AA face up stating "You got me, cracked my head again." Tight passive guy tables 83 for the stone cold bluff.

Hand 4: T limps UTG, shorty shoves for about 10bb from utg+1. Two callers and to me with QQ, I shove for about 150bb. Shorty says "well I'm fucked" pretty smart statement from a good thinking player as he obviously knows I am the tightest/smartest player there. T (who has me covered) says "I can't fold." and sticks it in. I say "Put a bitch out there and make it easy." figuring shorty had an ace. shorty had 89s, not a bad shove IMO. T shows A2 and flops Quads to win the hand and the high hand side pot we have going. What a fuckin night.

Side Note: I got berated for 4 bet shoving with AKs by a guy who called my shove with AQo and didn't suck out. His reasoning? "YOU DON'T EVEN GOT A PAIR!" my response "I don't need a pair when I know you are felting any ace." He then goes on to tell me how he can play circles around me and I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm just a kid, yadda yadda yaddda. Same shit, different asshole.