Crackpot Jay?

[2Tone]

I pray to the gods I never have a run like that, and I haven’t been playing long enough to know if they are part of the game. But I don’t understand how …

“By the time I got down to $3-6, I was regularly losing the 30 big bets in an hour or two -- despite the fact that I am a fairly conservative player who almost always plays solid starting hands, draws only when the pot odds are right, and does not blindly call down opponents with mediocre hands (like a middle pair).”

I might be cursing myself by saying this, but that seems like a near-statistical impossibility. I suspect the key word in that sentence is “almost.”

And who the fuck plays on Captain Cooks Poker?