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I found a very special boy today...
I'm going to leave these unconverted, for your reading pleasure.
This guy was sooooo predictable. He was one of those so-ridiculously-easy-to-trap shovemonkeys, it's not even funny. The problem was, he kept putting it in bad and kept winning. Over and over again. Full Tilt Poker Game #5409489468: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41154798), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:02:34 ET - 2008/02/26 Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,970) Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,030) Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10 PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Troll Pie [6c 6h] Troll Pie raises to 60 PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 180 Troll Pie calls 120 *** FLOP *** [Kc 7c Kh] PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 850, and is all in Troll Pie calls 850 <--instacall, expecting to be against two overcards. PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [9d Ad] Troll Pie shows [6c 6h] *** TURN *** [Kc 7c Kh] [7d] <--Naturally. *** RIVER *** [Kc 7c Kh 7d] [8s] PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows two pair, Kings and Sevens Troll Pie shows two pair, Kings and Sevens PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,060) with two pair, Kings and Sevens *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2,060 | Rake 0 Board: [Kc 7c Kh 7d 8s] Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [6c 6h] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [9d Ad] and won (2,060) with two pair, Kings and Sevens This hand is just amusing: Full Tilt Poker Game #5409551585: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41155678), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:08:33 ET - 2008/02/26 Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (460) Seat 2: Troll Pie (2,540) PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the small blind of 10 Troll Pie posts the big blind of 20 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Jd] PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 459 Troll Pie raises to 1,380 PLAYM0NEYPR0 has 15 seconds left to act PLAYM0NEYPR0 has requested TIME At first, I thought he was just being annoying, but he was seriously thinking about this! Troll Pie: fold Troll Pie: save that $1 PLAYM0NEYPR0: decent odds PLAYM0NEYPR0: tho PLAYM0NEYPR0 calls 1, and is all in Troll Pie shows [Kc Jd] PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [2h Jc] Well played, sir. This was the rare exception where he didn't hit a miracle. Uncalled bet of 920 returned to Troll Pie *** FLOP *** [Qh 9h 8s] *** TURN *** [Qh 9h 8s] [4s] *** RIVER *** [Qh 9h 8s 4s] [4h] Troll Pie shows a pair of Fours PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a pair of Fours Troll Pie wins the pot (920) with a pair of Fours PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up Troll Pie stands up *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 920 | Rake 0 Board: [Qh 9h 8s 4s 4h] Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (small blind) showed [2h Jc] and lost with a pair of Fours Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kc Jd] and won (920) with a pair of Fours The annoying part about this hand is that he came back to win the game after a series of double ups - ALL where he got it all in with the worst hand! Every single one of them - four in a row! Full Tilt Poker Game #5409624054: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41156349), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:15:24 ET - 2008/02/26 Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,400) Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,600) Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10 PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Troll Pie [Ad Kc] Oh, this was after he claimed that poker is all luck. Little did I know how much this chat was about to bite me in the ass: Troll Pie: so shove every hand Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act Troll Pie: let me know how that works out for you Troll Pie calls 10 PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 1,000 LOL. Like I said... Troll Pie raises to 1,400, and is all in PLAYM0NEYPR0: so far PLAYM0NEYPR0: down PLAYM0NEYPR0 calls 400 Troll Pie shows [Ad Kc] PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [2d As] *** FLOP *** [Ac 9d Th] PLAYM0NEYPR0: 22222222222 *** TURN *** [Ac 9d Th] [6d] *** RIVER *** [Ac 9d Th 6d] [Jc] Troll Pie shows a pair of Aces PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a pair of Aces Troll Pie wins the pot (2,800) with a pair of Aces *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2,800 | Rake 0 Board: [Ac 9d Th 6d Jc] Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Ad Kc] and won (2,800) with a pair of Aces Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [2d As] and lost with a pair of Aces What would this post be with a solid Kiss of Death hand??? My personal favorite of the session (the next match, after his bullshit comeback in the last one): Full Tilt Poker Game #5409708608: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41156846), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:23:11 ET - 2008/02/26 Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,560) Seat 2: Troll Pie (1,440) Troll Pie posts the small blind of 10 PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the big blind of 20 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Ks] PLAYM0NEYPR0: whether im winning or losing Troll Pie raises to 60 PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 180 Troll Pie calls 120 *** FLOP *** [5d 8h 3d] PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 1,380, and is all in Troll Pie calls 1,260, and is all in PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [7c 6c] Troll Pie shows [Kc Ks] Uncalled bet of 120 returned to PLAYM0NEYPR0 *** TURN *** [5d 8h 3d] [4c] <--Oh, for fucks sake. *** RIVER *** [5d 8h 3d 4c] [Jc] PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows a straight, Eight high Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,880) with a straight, Eight high Troll Pie: omg Troll Pie stands up PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2,880 | Rake 0 Board: [5d 8h 3d 4c Jc] Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (big blind) showed [7c 6c] and won (2,880) with a straight, Eight high Seat 2: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings Second hand of the next match. Note how he thinks I trapped myself by in that last hand... you know, but getting him to put it in as a huge dog: Full Tilt Poker Game #5409735439: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (41157146), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:25:41 ET - 2008/02/26 Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,460) Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (1,540) PLAYM0NEYPR0 posts the small blind of 10 Troll Pie posts the big blind of 20 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Troll Pie [8d 7s] PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 60 Troll Pie calls 40 *** FLOP *** [6s 9c 7d] PLAYM0NEYPR0: u tried to trap me Troll Pie checks PLAYM0NEYPR0: and u got trapped PLAYM0NEYPR0 bets 120 Troll Pie: trapped? PLAYM0NEYPR0: i had the straight Sure you did. Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act Troll Pie: i got you to put it in as like a 10:1 dog! PLAYM0NEYPR0: after u slowplayed Troll Pie raises to 390 PLAYM0NEYPR0 raises to 1,480, and is all in Troll Pie calls 1,010, and is all in PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows [6c Tc] Troll Pie shows [8d 7s] Uncalled bet of 80 returned to PLAYM0NEYPR0 *** TURN *** [6s 9c 7d] [6d] <--Time to find babies to punch. *** RIVER *** [6s 9c 7d 6d] [Jc] PLAYM0NEYPR0 shows three of a kind, Sixes Troll Pie shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes PLAYM0NEYPR0 wins the pot (2,920) with three of a kind, Sixes Troll Pie stands up PLAYM0NEYPR0 stands up *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2,920 | Rake 0 Board: [6s 9c 7d 6d Jc] Seat 1: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [8d 7s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Sixes Seat 2: PLAYM0NEYPR0 (small blind) showed [6c Tc] and won (2,920) with three of a kind, Sixes Yeah, that was fun. He actually asked (early on) if I wanted to play these for $1000. I mean, I so very badly WANTED to, but if these were $1000 matches, I would have lost it. Thanks variance. You filthy whore. |
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