Fun, fun, and............ fun!

[Talking Poker]

After having a , it's only right to expect some fun suckouts.

Here are my favorites three hands from tonight's session, clever titles included free of charge...


What's that you say? You have two outs with one card to come? "No problem!"

Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $219.30
BB: $200
UTG: $196.80
MP: $185.35
CO: $648.10
HERO (Button): $206.15

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: J J ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
HERO raises to $7
SB raises to $23
BB folds
HERO calls $16

Flop: 4 J Q ($48)
SB bets $26
HERO calls $26

Turn: 4 J Q 6 ($100)
SB bets $82
HERO raises to $157.1 and is all in
SB calls $75.1

River: 4 J Q 6 Q ($414.2)

SB shows Q J
SB wins $411.30 with a full house Queens full of Jacks


I like to call this one, "Flopping the nuts (standard)."

Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $197.30
BB: $289.25
UTG: $234.90
HERO (MP): $200
CO: $61
Button: $359.45

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 8 T ($3)
UTG folds
HERO raises to $7
CO folds
Button folds
SB calls $6
BB folds

Flop: 9 7 6 ($16)
SB bets $10
HERO calls $10

Turn: 9 7 6 A ($36)
SB bets $18
HERO raises to $64
SB raises to $138
HERO raises to $183 and is all in
SB calls $42.3 and is all in

River: 9 7 6 A 7 ($399.3)

SB shows 6 6
SB wins $393.60 with a full house Sixes full of Sevens


"TP gets owned - by the table idiot" (I SO wanted to call).

Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
HERO (SB): $200
BB: $220
UTG: $258.70
MP: $43.20
CO: $218.75
Button: $355.95

HERO posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: T A ($3)
UTG raises to $4
MP folds
CO folds
Button folds
HERO raises to $14
BB folds
UTG calls $10

Flop: Q 9 A ($30)
HERO bets $20
UTG calls $20

Turn: Q 9 A 4 ($70)
HERO bets $48
UTG calls $48

River: Q 9 A 4 8 ($166)
HERO checks
UTG bets $72
HERO folds

UTG shows J 6


I could go on (seriously), but would rather not.