drunk idiot sneaky poker!

[JDMcNugent7]

i was fuckin wasted last night.
girl im kinda w is passed out in my bed, (threw up 3 times already)
It's 4 am every1 is asleep, good idea to play 2/400 HU.
drunk poker so easy

FullTiltPoker Game #3761879199: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:06:24 ET - 2007/10/05
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 2: DaFool ($16,400)
Seat 3: RafRock ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 4: Kadabra ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 5: ThisComesLast ($15,600)
Seat 6: Bustable ($40,000), is sitting out
ThisComesLast posts the small blind of $200
DaFool posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Jh Ks]
RafRock: lol do you jerk off when you have the nuts on a big pot?
ThisComesLast raises to $1,200
DaFool raises to $3,600
ThisComesLast raises to $14,400
Bustable: ll
RafRock: is that why it takes so long to call? lol and all the "wow"
Kadabra: play, u want me to give u my friends aim, and hell give u mine
RafRock: hahahahaha
DaFool has 15 seconds left to act
DaFool raises to $16,400, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $1,200, and is all in
DaFool shows [9d Ac]
ThisComesLast shows [Jh Ks]
Uncalled bet of $800 returned to DaFool
*** FLOP *** [8c Tc Js]
*** TURN *** [8c Tc Js] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [8c Tc Js Jc] [9s]
DaFool shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
ThisComesLast shows three of a kind, Jacks
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($31,199.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $31,200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8c Tc Js Jc 9s]
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 is sitting out
Seat 2: DaFool (big blind) showed [9d Ac] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 3: RafRock is sitting out
Seat 4: Kadabra is sitting out
Seat 5: ThisComesLast (small blind) showed [Jh Ks] and won ($31,199.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: Bustable is sitting out