Sweet line against donk (chat)...

[Talking Poker]

Villain is your usual table idiot who thinks he knows everything, cries about suckouts when he plays badly and bluffs 2nd pair into the nuts (with a 4 flush on the board!), etc, etc... you get the idea.


Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by

SB: $296.20
HERO (BB): $232.55
UTG: $289
MP: $213.85
CO: $214.35
Button: $346.15

SB posts Small Blind $1
HERO posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 3 3 ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
Button raises to $7
SB folds
HERO calls $5

Flop: 3 T 2 ($15)
HERO bets $10
He'll fold to this approximately never, and it sets up...
Button calls $10

Turn: 3 T 2 K ($35)
...this:
HERO checks
Button bets $25
HERO raises to $89
Button calls $64

River: 3 T 2 K 4 ($213)
HERO bets $126.5 and is all in
He went into his timebank and I really thought he was going to fold, so I said:
HERO says: hurry up and fold already
Button calls $126.5
He INSTAcalled after I typed that. 2 seconds max.

wins $463.10 with three of a kind Threes


Damn, the showdown isn't here. Here ya go:
Seat 3: BraveHand125 (button) mucked [Qs Qc] - a pair of Queens