Payment processor busted -- what’s going on here?

[Kurn]

If a bank teller EVER asked me where my money was coming from, the first words out of my mouth would be "None of your damned business." The second would be a request to speak to the manager, the third if I was still stonewalled would be "I would like to close my account."

Of course, I'd probably say the first one to an IRS agent as well, but that's just me.