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			Withdraw the money from your account, give it to a bum, and kill yourself. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		You just called 4 bets pre flop in 2/4 with 79os and you called to the river when the board was Ah, jh, ?h. The guy who beat me had trip jacks, I had AK with the King of hearts and you called all the way because your 9 was a heart!!!! If you're not this person, get him on your buddy list now!!!!!!  | 
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			dont do it man - dont do it! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		we need more guys like him at the tables, not less  
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			On Royal Vegas, the patsy of the year's nickname is Baseballa19....oh wait, it's me.....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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