You know what poker???

[Talking Poker]

You can kiss my ass. You can kiss my ass and DIE!!!

I was having a nice session for a change today... I was 6 tabling, feeling good, playing good, and I was pretty much in charge of at least 5 of the 6 tables. Not only that, but I was getting some decent hands too. Through 375 total hands, I had AA 3 times and KK 4 times. With cards like this, I had BETTER be able to log a winning session.

I was just about to start sitting out of all my tables when this hand happened:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1420707403: Table El Camino (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:20:28 ET - 2006/12/16
Seat 1: easyone52 ($82)
Seat 2: Kikoulol ($372.30)
Seat 3: Troll Pie ($444)
Seat 4: Flops Like Me ($418.30)
Seat 6: sarmar ($510.70)
Flops Like Me posts the small blind of $2
sarmar posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ks Kd]
easyone52 folds
SalMarina stands up
Diller21 sits down
Kikoulol raises to $18
Diller21 adds $80
Troll Pie raises to $60
Flops Like Me folds
sarmar folds
Kikoulol calls $42
*** FLOP *** [9h 8d Ts]
Kikoulol checks
Troll Pie bets $126
Kikoulol raises to $312
Troll Pie raises to $384, and is all in <-- this was a 30 cent raise
Kikoulol calls $0.30, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Ks Kd]
Kikoulol shows [Qc Qs]
Uncalled bet of $71.70 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [9h 8d Ts] [Js]
I would have laid even money that a Jack was going to hit the turn.... not a Jack or Queen on the turn or river mind you, but EXACTLY a Jack on EXACTLY the turn. You see, because this would give me redraw outs, but we all know that's not going to happen.
*** RIVER *** [9h 8d Ts Js] [Ad]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings
Kikoulol shows a straight, Queen high
Kikoulol wins the pot ($747.60) with a straight, Queen high
So long, $747.60!!!
Troll Pie adds $328.30
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $750.60 | Rake $3
Board: [9h 8d Ts Js Ad]
Seat 1: easyone52 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Kikoulol showed [Qc Qs] and won ($747.60) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 3: Troll Pie (button) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: Flops Like Me (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: sarmar (big blind) folded before the Flop


Fun fun. Two hands later, against the same exact same donkey opponent, this happened:


Full Tilt Poker Game #1420717731: Table El Camino (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:22:22 ET - 2006/12/16
Seat 1: easyone52 ($78)
Seat 2: Kikoulol ($747.60)
Seat 3: Troll Pie ($400)
Seat 4: Flops Like Me ($416.30)
Seat 5: Diller21 ($80)
Seat 6: sarmar ($510.30)
easyone52 posts the small blind of $2
Kikoulol posts the big blind of $4
Diller21 posts $4
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Jd Js]
Troll Pie raises to $18
Flops Like Me folds
Diller21 folds
sarmar folds
easyone52 calls $16
Kikoulol calls $14
*** FLOP *** [5h Qc 8h]
easyone52 checks
Kikoulol checks
Troll Pie bets $36
easyone52 folds
Kikoulol calls $36
*** TURN *** [5h Qc 8h] [9h]
Kikoulol checks
Troll Pie checks
*** RIVER *** [5h Qc 8h 9h] [Td]
Now, please note the river card here. You see, this is very obviously one of exactly 3 cards that could come that was designed to make me go broke.
Kikoulol bets $80
Fortunately for me, I saw througg their little plan and decided to save myself $266:
Troll Pie calls $80
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kikoulol shows [Ah 6h] (a flush, Ace high)
Troll Pie mucks
Kikoulol wins the pot ($287) with a flush, Ace high
Troll Pie adds $134
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $290 | Rake $3
Board: [5h Qc 8h 9h Td]
Seat 1: easyone52 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Kikoulol (big blind) showed [Ah 6h] and won ($287) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: Troll Pie mucked [Jd Js] - a straight, Queen high
Seat 4: Flops Like Me didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Diller21 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: sarmar (button) didn't bet (folded)

Speaking of things that can kiss my ass, this graph can kiss my ass too... God forbid that first large drop off go TWICE AS HIGH in the opposite direction if my hand held up there, right? Bastards.

[bunny]

Somebody need a hug?

I could surely use one.

I know it's not the same and yours is so much worse, but I just lost $55 playing 5 Draw Poker.

I too hate poker, now.






merde........

[Talking Poker]

Mmmmmm, bunny hug.

Sure, sign me up.

[Zybomb]

Sucks (clearly rigged ) but you can't fault opponent for his play

[Talking Poker]

Not on these two hands, no.

[Penguinfan]

I am CERTAIN someone will tell me where I went wrong, but in the first game I have played in three weeks this reminded me why I was gonna quit in the first place.

I think once I burn through my rakeback payment for last month I am gonna retire, honestly.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1421196200: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (10110004), Table 3 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:48:18 ET - 2006/12/16
Seat 1: tosh32 (5,055)
Seat 2: Cap_Scarlet (2,930)
Seat 3: CesarDevo (7,300)
Seat 5: eklipzed00d (4,180)
Seat 6: Penguinfan (3,935)
Seat 7: sneaky betty (10,780)
Seat 8: BuddyWest (9,255)
Seat 9: ALL IN A-HOLE (3,560)
eklipzed00d posts the small blind of 60
Penguinfan posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Penguinfan [As Ah]
sneaky betty folds
BuddyWest folds
ALL IN A-HOLE folds
tosh32 folds
Cap_Scarlet folds
CesarDevo folds
eklipzed00d raises to 400 <------Obvious steal
Penguinfan raises to 680
eklipzed00d calls 280 Odds be fucked, he had 2-7, you just can't call here
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qh 3h] I still have outs, but they ain't in the deck
eklipzed00d bets 600
Penguinfan raises to 3,255, and is all in
eklipzed00d calls 2,655
Penguinfan shows [As Ah]
eklipzed00d shows [2h 7h]
*** TURN *** [Jh Qh 3h] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qh 3h 4c] [6s]
Penguinfan shows a pair of Aces
eklipzed00d shows a flush, Queen high
eklipzed00d wins the pot (7,870) with a flush, Queen high
ALL IN A-HOLE: lol
Penguinfan stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,870 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh Qh 3h 4c 6s]
Seat 1: tosh32 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Cap_Scarlet didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: CesarDevo (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: eklipzed00d (small blind) showed [2h 7h] and won (7,870) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: Penguinfan (big blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: sneaky betty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: BuddyWest didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: ALL IN A-HOLE didn't bet (folded)

Poker has finally, once and for all, broken my spirit, GG

[Zybomb]

Never min reraise preflop

[Penguinfan]

I knew there would be at least one!

You don't think I WANT action in this spot and hope he catches a piece of it?

[aixelsyD tA loL]

People that can't beat low limit games and blame luck are just really, really bad at poker not unlucky. This hand exemplifies this horrible play.

[Talking Poker]

I hate to say it, because I'm not trying to be mean, but I 100% agree.

Look at the winning players' responses in this thread. We all understand that (I'll quote JD) this:
is a bad play, not a bad beat:

The fact that he played 72s against you (after you all but begged him to) and outflopped you is irrelevant. The fact that 90% of the people here would have gone broke on this flop just like you is also irrelevant. What is relevant is that you put yourself in this situation in the first place. You claim to have WANTED him to call, but then when he outflops you and you can't get off the hand, you complain. I don't get this at all. You got what you wanted (or at least what you said you wanted when you were defending your donkey min raise). "Beats" like this are going to happen when you play badly enough to set yourself up for them. You'll be a much better player when you learn and accept that.