Funny Table Talk at FT

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I stumbled onto this table at FT. Apparently this guy JJ had his KOD cracked by 66. He donked his stack of 50$. Judging from conversation - his last 50. Here he is is begging the guy who donked him to transfer it back to him. I think they all know each from some forum, but its funny to read. Never seen anyone ask for their money back b4.


dimmy: I suggest cashing out and buying <--- Guy who cracked his KK
veggietales dvd's
dimmy: cuz life aint good outside of those videos
my man
JJ De La Garza: dude <---- guy who lost his stack with KOD
SlySelea: welll crap that's always a good idea
JJ De La Garza: that wasnt right man
JJ De La Garza: u knoe it
SmBoatDrinks: Sitting out will sure get you back
even
JJ De La Garza: please bro
khanwoman: wow
dimmy: this is ironic
dimmy: bc I was gonna send back
Eriver: dude, tell FT about this table along with
your paranoid fantasies - then get a party account
JJ De La Garza: y so u can crack my aces or kings
again
dimmy: but I don't send back to winers
dimmy: I had the money all typed in to send back
dimmy: but you fk'ed yourself by whining
dimmy: so whoops
JJ De La Garza: i never wined i ask please beo
JJ De La Garza: bro
AmSlim22 (Observer): what happened
khanwoman: hey Jj ... go to tiltzeropoker.com and
sign up for the bad beat jackpot
Eriver: seriously, who here has banged annie duke
- show of hands
SmBoatDrinks: knew it
Aces and Jacks
SmBoatDrinks: nh, my bad for raising your bb
dimmy: can I raise my trunk?
Eriver: absolutely
Eriver: now i'm just being silly
SmBoatDrinks: of course I did fold the winner
Eriver: ok now i'm serious again
khanwoman: tyty
JJ De La Garza: that sux man all i have wats left
on this table
JJ De La Garza: n lost it all with pocket kings
AmSlim22 (Observer): i want to sit sooo bad
khanwoman: you were happy when u beat him
superTKE: don't gamble what you can't afford to
lose
AmSlim22 (Observer): transfer it to me and let me
play it i run good here
SlySelea: and why aren't you?
SmBoatDrinks: lol
SmBoatDrinks: good question
AmSlim22 (Observer): i am waiting on my friends at
neteller
SlySelea: am you need a transfer?
SlySelea: on the waaaaaay
JJ De La Garza: im playing with all it now on 3
tables trying to win it back
AmSlim22 (Observer): u dont have to do that
JJ De La Garza: i cant believe i lost 50 dollars man
sux
AmSlim22 (Observer): did u really send something
dimmy: wug?
dimmy: I have the duece
SlySelea: s/b going through?
Eriver: had nothing
SlySelea: get ya by for the forum table anyway
Eriver: loosey goosey
SlySelea: lol goldangit
Dealer: SlySelea has 15 seconds left to act
SlySelea: argggggh
khanwoman: AQ
dimmy: jj you want me to send back?
SlySelea: oh wow...i guess my 58 wasn't good
JJ De La Garza: please man
dimmy: TOO BAD GET UP AND LET SOMEONE
PLAY GODDAMNIT
SmBoatDrinks: lol
SlySelea: omg dimmy
SlySelea: i just swallowed my copenhagen
JJ De La Garza: thats messed up man
dimmy: lol
SmBoatDrinks: JJ - maybe you should move down
to the .05/.10 tables & get your groove back
Eriver: isn't there some sort of clock for this crap?
PostModernBoy (Observer): more fish ready to be
sliced up than at a sushi bar
SlySelea: we all have
superTKE: JJ, you know that begging for money
can get you banned from the site right?
JJ De La Garza: honestly i just feel like ##&$
Eriver: get up offa that thang
SlySelea: dimmy is magical tonight pmb
khanwoman: oh is that your friend sly?
crazycubsfan1: nh
SlySelea: we've all been there too JJ
PostModernBoy (Observer): I told him that blowing
FTP support was my secret to success
JJ De La Garza: kings kings vs 6 6
SlySelea: lol what the hell are you doing here?!?
SlySelea: why arent you at the home game?
superTKE: Wait, the WSOP is going on rigth?
dimmy: kings kings?
SlySelea: yes it is khan
dimmy: YOU HAD POCKET QUADS OMG
dimmy: OWNED
superTKE: Here comes donkey claus, here comes
donkey claus
superTKE: Right down donkey claus lane
khanwoman: im sorry crazy cubs!!
dimmy: hahahaha
crazycubsfan1: short table tonight, 5 peeps and
ray rosenbaum's cigar was 2 much
khanwoman: just fyi......
SlySelea: omg ray was there?
khanwoman: <--- doesnt bet at anything i cant win

SlySelea: raawwrareah
SmBoatDrinks: OK E you grab his right arm & I'll
grab his left
SlySelea: lol boats
khanwoman: sly! edumecate the boy before you
let him play here!!!
crazycubsfan1: ray was actually up about 50
bucks when i left
superTKE: JJ, have some by god dignity and take
your beat. Put the cash back on the barrelhead
and try again, or tuck tail and leave. EIther way
SlySelea: now cubs....didn't we have that little talk
about playing at the forum table?
JJ De La Garza: ight guys take care peace dimmy
use my 50 bucks on something good man
crazycubsfan1: her two pair was better than mine
crazycubsfan1: lol
SmBoatDrinks: whew
SlySelea: crack ho's undoubtedly
superTKE: Can't stand that !##$

[Talking Poker]

Most of it's not that funny, but this random comment is gold. I may have to steal it:

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Pashaw.

BTW - check your PM.