I wonder why KK is one of my losingest starting hands this month...

[Talking Poker]

Remember, I finished DOWN > $800 with AA after being dealt it 44 times last month. Looks like it might be KK's turn for the kick in the nuts this month.

I'm still having trouble deciding which of this idiot's four calls I like the best. I guess that would have to be his flop call. Good stuff.


FullTiltPoker Game #1738056205: Table Triest (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:17:15 ET - 2007/02/05
Seat 1: HORRIBLEPOSE ($635.30)
Seat 2: 81vetteshark ($1,354.30)
Seat 3: tango1x ($446.50)
Seat 4: moira12 ($400)
Seat 5: Troll Pie ($400)
Seat 6: a warm place ($398)
HORRIBLEPOSE posts the small blind of $2
81vetteshark posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kh Kd]
tango1x folds
moira12 folds
Troll Pie raises to $14
a warm place adds $2
a warm place folds
HORRIBLEPOSE folds
81vetteshark calls $10
*** FLOP *** [4h Js 9d]
81vetteshark checks
Troll Pie bets $22
81vetteshark calls $22
*** TURN *** [4h Js 9d] [8s]
81vetteshark checks
Troll Pie bets $62
81vetteshark calls $62
*** RIVER *** [4h Js 9d 8s] [8c]
81vetteshark checks
Troll Pie bets $142
81vetteshark calls $142
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Troll Pie shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
81vetteshark shows [3d 8d] (three of a kind, Eights)
81vetteshark wins the pot ($479) with three of a kind, Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $482 | Rake $3
Board: [4h Js 9d 8s 8c]
Seat 1: HORRIBLEPOSE (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: 81vetteshark (big blind) showed [3d 8d] and won ($479) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: tango1x didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: moira12 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Troll Pie showed [Kh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 6: a warm place (button) didn't bet (folded)

[Nikita]

Ok he is bad. I thought I only saw play like this at the micro limits.

[MAYHEM45]

I love that guy.

[JDMcNugent7]

obviously he knows wut hes doin he has a 1.7k stack

[Boobie Lover]

I haven't played on full tilt for a month, and I still thought I remembered this guy was a retard even before reading the hand. Thanks for reminding me and allowing me to join the waiting list for his table.

[de-coder]

what do you do here if he raises you on the river? I'm kinda surprised he didn't... 83 - he must be psychic...

[Talking Poker]

Bingo.

Seriously, this is a very "special boy" right here. I especially like when he calls other people morons when his 92 cracks their AQ after flopping trips, etc...

His numbers from today when I was at his table:
85% VPIP
31% PFR
41% WtSD
Up $521

Good stuff.

[MAYHEM45]

Full Tilt Poker Game #1742770132: Table Cranwood (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:36:20 ET - 2007/02/06
Seat 1: 81vetteshark ($292.50)
Seat 2: DrunkPPlaya ($771)
Seat 3: fghtffyrdmns ($400)
Seat 4: wuleq ($870.90)
Seat 5: metspoe ($448.50)
Seat 6: bigdig9999 ($307.20)
DrunkPPlaya posts the small blind of $2
fghtffyrdmns posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fghtffyrdmns [8c 9c]
wuleq folds
metspoe folds
bigdig9999 calls $4
81vetteshark raises to $8
DrunkPPlaya folds
fghtffyrdmns calls $4
bigdig9999 calls $4
*** FLOP *** [3c Qc 8h]
fghtffyrdmns checks
bigdig9999 checks
81vetteshark bets $4
fghtffyrdmns calls $4
bigdig9999 folds
*** TURN *** [3c Qc 8h] [9h]
fghtffyrdmns checks
81vetteshark bets $12
fghtffyrdmns raises to $48
81vetteshark calls $36
*** RIVER *** [3c Qc 8h 9h] [4s]
fghtffyrdmns bets $104
81vetteshark calls $104
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fghtffyrdmns shows [8c 9c] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
81vetteshark shows [Qd Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
81vetteshark wins the pot ($335) with three of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $338 | Rake $3
Board: [3c Qc 8h 9h 4s]
Seat 1: 81vetteshark (button) showed [Qd Qh] and won ($335) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: DrunkPPlaya (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: fghtffyrdmns (big blind) showed [8c 9c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 4: wuleq didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: metspoe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: bigdig9999 folded on the Flop



LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Talking Poker]

He obv put you on TJ.

Don't you just love his min raise/call all the way down no matter what line?

I have to admit, it's hard to put that guy on a hand.

[MAYHEM45]

Waiting list 6 players deep, lol.

[Talking Poker]

Gee, I wonder why.

After he busts, watch that list disappear and the game break up. I always get a kick out of that. It amazes me that these tards don't notice what's going on around them, but I guess they don't.

[eejit101]

i know, i was playing on stars and all of a sudden my table fills, and the list goes to 7.....

I thought shit, this had bettr not be for me.

Then (playing $2/$4) a guy with about a $2k stack give or take a hundred bucks, nails this guy bluffing at every street, he leaves, and the table breaks up. Was a good feeling after that.