drunk idiot sneaky poker!

[JDMcNugent7]

i was fuckin wasted last night.
girl im kinda w is passed out in my bed, (threw up 3 times already)
It's 4 am every1 is asleep, good idea to play 2/400 HU.
drunk poker so easy

FullTiltPoker Game #3761879199: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:06:24 ET - 2007/10/05
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 2: DaFool ($16,400)
Seat 3: RafRock ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 4: Kadabra ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 5: ThisComesLast ($15,600)
Seat 6: Bustable ($40,000), is sitting out
ThisComesLast posts the small blind of $200
DaFool posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Jh Ks]
RafRock: lol do you jerk off when you have the nuts on a big pot?
ThisComesLast raises to $1,200
DaFool raises to $3,600
ThisComesLast raises to $14,400
Bustable: ll
RafRock: is that why it takes so long to call? lol and all the "wow"
Kadabra: play, u want me to give u my friends aim, and hell give u mine
RafRock: hahahahaha
DaFool has 15 seconds left to act
DaFool raises to $16,400, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $1,200, and is all in
DaFool shows [9d Ac]
ThisComesLast shows [Jh Ks]
Uncalled bet of $800 returned to DaFool
*** FLOP *** [8c Tc Js]
*** TURN *** [8c Tc Js] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [8c Tc Js Jc] [9s]
DaFool shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
ThisComesLast shows three of a kind, Jacks
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($31,199.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $31,200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8c Tc Js Jc 9s]
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 is sitting out
Seat 2: DaFool (big blind) showed [9d Ac] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 3: RafRock is sitting out
Seat 4: Kadabra is sitting out
Seat 5: ThisComesLast (small blind) showed [Jh Ks] and won ($31,199.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: Bustable is sitting out

[Invigilator]

I love the title. It sounds like a kung fu style from those old Golden Harvest movies.

EDIT: The fact that your PFR is more than my bankroll makes my knackers hurt.

[jillaj]

After seeing 6 people sitting at your HU table I am wandering if I am wasted too.

[JDMcNugent7]

they're all sitting out besides the guy im playin who is not good at NL, hes a PLO player.

[jillaj]

Some people say reading is fundamental. As you can see with me comprehension is also fundamental as well. I should work on my skills.

[bunny]

I am still in shock, not for the fact that you won that hand (lucky you), but more so for the fact that you would chance 15k as if it were 15 dollars.

Would you ever have played it this way if you were not drunk?

[Wes]

JD is a balla. He wipes his ass with 10k bricks.

[stormswa]

which is more reason why you should be bankrolled for the level you are playing. When you are you can make these plays because its the correct play regardless of how much money it is.