$100 of free money in April...

[Talking Poker]

Ok, here's what I've come up with:

1. A $25 bounty on my head in (tomorrow night).

2. $25 for the "TP Poster of the Month" - We'll take nominations on May 1st and then have a poll after that.

3. $20 for some .

4. $20 for the person who starts the longest POKER RELATED thread in the month of April (threads started between 4/1 and right now DO count). Length will be determined by the number of replies in the thread MINUS the thread starter's posts in said thread. The thread must be in one of the "All Things Poker" sections (Railbird threads excluded), and I reserve the right to disqualify any thread that gets off topic or turns into a non-productive argue-fest.

Edit: League threads, contest threads, and that sort of thing also do not count.

5. $10 for the first person to get their Aces cracked after RIGHT NOW (no old HHs) in a real money game (Edit: cash game OR tourney). The game can be any limit (Hold'Em only), but it must be from a site where any of us can request the HH to verify it's legit. Just be the first person to post it in this thread, and once it's verified, you win.

Edit: There must be a SHOWDOWN for the hand to qualify. You can't just fold AA after the flop and claim victory.

Tada.

[PShabi]

#5 is a nice touch.

[eejit101]

i love 5 too

[bunny]

Would be more fun if #5 was KK.

I've had a miserable time with them, every since I stumbled upon this forum and the Rogue23 "Kiss of Death" theory.

[Talking Poker]

I also like #5. Actually thought of it at the very last minute. We've never had a contest quite like that before.

And yeah, I could have made it KK, but I wanted to contest to last more than 5 minutes.

[SirFWALGMan]

Well this is not great but I got my AA cracked by 44 in the WWDN last night. Not a bad beat by any means. 3xBB (60) raise pre-flop and all the money in on the flop. If it qualifies I can dig up the HH.

** Oops I guess I was 12hrs too early. Oh well, wait until tonight!

[nflchad]

pwnd
***** Hand History for Game 3894527014 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $22 Buy-in Trny:21711189 Level:3 Blinds(50/100) - Wednesday, April 05, 16:04:27 ET 2006
Table Speed Misty Mountain (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 2: Velurian ( $2100 )
Seat 3: cpgottafizz ( $1725 )
Seat 4: mr_chainman ( $1314 )
Seat 6: Enjoyer ( $1790 )
Seat 9: iluvaks ( $3855 )
Seat 8: Lancer2k2 ( $4670 )
Seat 1: audoslave784 ( $706 )
Seat 7: Bengtliza ( $2430 )
Seat 10: Redrobr ( $1410 )
Trny:21711189 Level:3
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Lancer2k2 [ As Ah ]
>You have options at Speed Daddys Delight Table!.
iluvaks raises [3500].
Redrobr folds.
audoslave784 folds.
Velurian folds.
cpgottafizz folds.
>You have options at Speed White Knuckles Table!.
mr_chainman folds.
Enjoyer folds.
Bengtliza folds.
>You have options at Speed Shoot The Moon Table!.
Lancer2k2 is all-In [4570]
>You have options at Speed Shoot The Moon Table!.
iluvaks is all-In [355]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, Ts, 2h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ks ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kc ]
iluvaks shows [ Kd, Ac ] three of a kind, kings.
Lancer2k2 shows [ As, Ah ] two pairs, aces and kings.
Lancer2k2 wins 815 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and kings.
iluvaks wins 7760 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, kings.
>You have options at Speed Daddys Delight Table!.

[eejit101]

Im gonna quote TP - Real Money CASH Game

[nflchad]

Read closer

[eejit101]

Good point.

I suck ass at this!

vnh

[Talking Poker]

We have a winner. Confirmation:

Stars Screen Name?

[Spuddy]

Spuddy19...............


Oh! You want his stars name


Well, feel free to transfer any other "spare change" of yours into my account!

[PShabi]

Not until I get my unmentionables!!!!!!!

[SirFWALGMan]

PokerStars Game #4535301194: Tournament #22441492, Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/04/05 - 23:18:13 (ET)
Table '22441492 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: hoyazo (7850 in chips)
Seat 2: jjok (1950 in chips)
Seat 3: TexasKatty (2885 in chips)
Seat 4: SirFWALGMan (1635 in chips)
Seat 5: mookie99 (4030 in chips)
Seat 6: Katitude (3330 in chips)
Seat 7: GCox25 (3760 in chips)
Seat 8: Texicans (2665 in chips)
Seat 9: 6tours4lance (3395 in chips)
Texicans: posts small blind 75
6tours4lance: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SirFWALGMan [Ac As]
hoyazo: folds
jjok: folds
TexasKatty: folds
SirFWALGMan: raises 300 to 450
Katitude said, "waffles...beware"
mookie99: raises 750 to 1200
Katitude: folds
GCox25: folds
Texicans: folds
6tours4lance: folds
Katitude said, "you go too far"
SirFWALGMan said, "Beware my butt"
SirFWALGMan: raises 435 to 1635 and is all-in
mookie99: calls 435
mookie99 said, "hear that giant sucking sound ?"
*** FLOP *** [8h Kd Ah]
hoyazo said, "ooooooff"
jjok said, "wowser"
hoyazo said, "wow"
SirFWALGMan said, "lol"
mookie99 said, "ooofff"
mookie99 said, "wow"
*** TURN *** [8h Kd Ah] [6h]
jjok said, "double wowser"
SirFWALGMan said, "POWPOW!"
*** RIVER *** [8h Kd Ah 6h] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SirFWALGMan: shows [Ac As] (three of a kind, Aces)
mookie99: shows [Kh Ks] (a flush, Ace high)
SirFWALGMan said, "SUN OF A B!"
Texicans said, "lol"
mookie99 collected 3495 from pot
jjok said, "WOWOWOWOW"
mookie99 said, "lol"
hoyazo said, "omfg"
6tours4lance said, "OMG"
mookie99 said, "wow"
Katitude said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3495 | Rake 0
Board [8h Kd Ah 6h 9h]
Seat 1: hoyazo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jjok folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TexasKatty folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SirFWALGMan showed [Ac As] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 5: mookie99 showed [Kh Ks] and won (3495) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Katitude folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GCox25 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Texicans (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: 6tours4lance (big blind) folded before Flop

How is that for a badish beat?

[eejit101]

yeah, that sucks

[SirFWALGMan]

If I didnt have a real job I could have won the 20$ too.. lol.

[Talking Poker]

That was awesome. You were just a little bit ahead of your time...

This was definitely my favorite part of it, btw:
mookie99 said, "hear that giant sucking sound ?"

LOL.

[SirFWALGMan]

I have the worse. luck. ever. (sometimes).

[eejit101]

Do we have $10 for quote of the year?

Theres the winner

[Talking Poker]

Nah.... He spelled worsT wrong. That ruins the whole thing!