OK, I'm on tilt...

[Talking Poker]

-This is BY FAR the worst I have ever run.
-I think I'm still playing well, but I'm not even sure any more.
-I miss almost every flop.
-No one will fold anything.
-They hit every draw, no matter how slim.
-I miss every draw, no matter how great of odds they give me (or I'm doing the betting)
-REPEAT. Over and over and over.

It really is quite a sight. I seriously wouldn't even believe it if I wasn't living it.

I'm down for the month now, and by a good bit too. I've very close to actually needing a poker break.... haven't needed one of those in a LONG time.

I'm not going to post dozens of bullshit hands, but I will post this one that just happened, because it's the Kiss of Death and it was just SO MUCH FUN!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #1264875337: Table Bradfox (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:36:17 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: CoachV63 ($452.20)
Seat 2: Troll Pie ($673)
Seat 3: jcash00 ($394.20)
Seat 4: McShove ($638.60)
Seat 5: NMDynasty ($719.40)
Seat 6: sangaman ($578.25)
CoachV63 posts the small blind of $3
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Ks]
jcash00 raises to $21
McShove calls $21
NMDynasty folds
sangaman folds
CoachV63 folds
Troll Pie raises to $90
jcash00 calls $69
McShove folds
*** FLOP *** [2c 8c Ts]
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie bets $144
jcash00 raises to $300
Troll Pie raises to $456
jcash00 calls $4.20, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Kc Ks]
jcash00 shows [9s 6s]
Uncalled bet of $151.80 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [2c 8c Ts] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [2c 8c Ts Jc] [7d]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings
jcash00 shows a straight, Jack high
jcash00 wins the pot ($809.40) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $812.40 | Rake $3
Board: [2c 8c Ts Jc 7d]
Seat 1: CoachV63 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: jcash00 showed [9s 6s] and won ($809.40) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 4: McShove folded before the Flop
Seat 5: NMDynasty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: sangaman (button) didn't bet (folded)

[Windbreaker]

but they were sooted

[Talking Poker]

I'm pretty sure I've doubled this idiot up about 3 or 4 times now.... He has been nice neough to spread my money around the table and then come back to me when he needs more.

Naturally, I am always more than happy to give it to him. I'm a nice guy like that.


Full Tilt Poker Game #1265050299: Table Bradfox (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:29:12 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: CoachV63 ($347.65)
Seat 2: Troll Pie ($942.75)
Seat 3: ANDREX ($602.10)
Seat 4: Consigliarie ($401.85)
Seat 5: P0KERPR0 ($320)
Seat 6: sangaman ($1,056.35)
CoachV63 posts the small blind of $3
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Qh Qd]
ANDREX has 15 seconds left to act
ANDREX calls $6
Consigliarie folds
P0KERPR0 folds
sangaman has 15 seconds left to act
sangaman folds
CoachV63 calls $3
Troll Pie raises to $24
ANDREX calls $18
CoachV63 calls $18
*** FLOP *** [5h Tc 9d]
CoachV63 bets $54
Troll Pie raises to $164
ANDREX folds
CoachV63 raises to $274
Troll Pie raises to $384
CoachV63 calls $49.65, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Qh Qd]
CoachV63 shows [5c Kd]
Uncalled bet of $60.35 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [5h Tc 9d] [5d]
Big fucking shock that was. I mean, FOUR outs with one card to come is PLENTY against me lately, and this guy had FIVE outs twice!!!
*** RIVER *** [5h Tc 9d 5d] [3h]
Troll Pie shows two pair, Queens and Fives
CoachV63 shows three of a kind, Fives
CoachV63 wins the pot ($716.30) with three of a kind, Fives
Troll Pie adds $4.90
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $719.30 | Rake $3
Board: [5h Tc 9d 5d 3h]
Seat 1: CoachV63 (small blind) showed [5c Kd] and won ($716.30) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 3: ANDREX folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Consigliarie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: P0KERPR0 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: sangaman (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seriously... will it stop?

[Penguinfan]

And they way there is no doom switch, bullshit.


I seriously start to wonder sometimes, I mean you run pretty normal, winning the percentages you should for a month/6 weeks and then all of the sudden you wake up one day and can't hold a 60/40 for your life, and forger about a coin-flip, it just ain't gonna happen.

[thrash1294]

BRUTAL

I find on full tilt If I loses three buyins in rng games (R river N ever G good) if
change it up and play a cheap sng to blow off steam it helps

[Reel Deal]

I'd been getting run down at Tilt on those types of beats with alarming regularity and have decided to just play at Stars for a while. I know Tilt's not "rigged" but my mind-set there was getting to the point where I was expecting to get run down and I think it was afecting my play. Moving down a level and playing at Stars seems to be helping. Besides I was getting tired of looking at those stupid avatars at Tilt.