LOL Can't-Fold-aments

[Reel Deal]

Yeah, looks like TP-crap kicker is good, I'll just stack off...

Stage #790253537: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2007-10-14 22:30:21 (ET)
Table: COLDSPRING CT (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - IMAKEYAHUMP ($99.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - GOLFCOFFEY ($3.45 in chips)
Seat 5 - DIGGERDAVE ($29.83 in chips)
Seat 6 - MELBSHARK1 ($48.97 in chips)
Seat 2 - ABSOLUTEREEL ($155.55 in chips)
GOLFCOFFEY - Posts small blind $0.25
DIGGERDAVE - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ABSOLUTEREEL [As Ac]
MELBSHARK1 - Raises $2.50 to $2.50
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $6 to $6
IMAKEYAHUMP - Folds
GOLFCOFFEY - Folds
DIGGERDAVE - Folds
MELBSHARK1 - Calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Jc 8h 7d]
MELBSHARK1 - Bets $8
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $24 to $24
MELBSHARK1 - Calls $16
*** TURN *** [Jc 8h 7d] [10s]
MELBSHARK1 - Bets $8
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $19 to $19
MELBSHARK1 - All-In $10.97
ABSOLUTEREEL - returned ($0.03) : not called
*** RIVER *** [Jc 8h 7d 10s] [Jh] <------------ standard
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ABSOLUTEREEL - Shows [As Ac] (Two Pair, aces and jacks)
MELBSHARK1 - Shows [Js Qc] (Three of a kind, jacks)
MELBSHARK1 Collects $95.19 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($98.69) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Jc 8h 7d 10s Jh]
Seat 2: ABSOLUTEREEL HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and jacks [As Ac - P:As,P:Ac,B:Jh,B:Jc,B:10s]
Seat 3: IMAKEYAHUMP (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: GOLFCOFFEY (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: DIGGERDAVE (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: MELBSHARK1 won Total ($95.19) All-In HI$95.19) with Three of a kind, jacks [Js Qc - P:Js,B:Jh,B:Jc,P:Qc,B:10s]

[Aequitas58]

Yummy.

[Reel Deal]

LMAO... let's do it twice tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stage #790413585: Holdem No Limit $1 - 2007-10-15 01:37:34 (ET)
Table: ANTELOPE LN (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - TOMMYK9200 ($227 in chips)
Seat 5 - IMAHACKER ($26 in chips)
Seat 6 - JUSTTHETIP ($50.73 in chips)
Seat 1 - DJWINK73 ($31.70 in chips)
Seat 2 - ABSOLUTEREEL ($198 in chips)
IMAHACKER - Posts small blind $0.50
JUSTTHETIP - Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ABSOLUTEREEL [Ah Ad]
DJWINK73 - Folds
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $4 to $4
TOMMYK9200 - Folds
IMAHACKER - Calls $3.50
JUSTTHETIP - Calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Qh 3h 7s]
IMAHACKER - Bets $5
JUSTTHETIP - Folds
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $15 to $15
IMAHACKER - All-In(Raise) $17 to $22
ABSOLUTEREEL - Calls $7
*** TURN *** [Qh 3h 7s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 3h 7s 5c] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ABSOLUTEREEL - Shows [Ah Ad] (Two Pair, aces and queens)
IMAHACKER - Shows [Qs Jd] (Three of a kind, queens)
IMAHACKER Collects $52.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($56) | Rake ($2.80) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Qh 3h 7s 5c Qc]
Seat 1: DJWINK73 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ABSOLUTEREEL HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and queens [Ah Ad - P:Ah,P:Ad,B:Qh,B:Qc,B:7s]
Seat 4: TOMMYK9200 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: IMAHACKER (small blind) won Total ($52.70) All-In HI$52.70) with Three of a kind, queens [Qs Jd - P:Qs,B:Qh,B:Qc,P:Jd,B:7s]
Seat 6: JUSTTHETIP (big blind) Folded on the FLOP

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Ando05]

I got 99 problems but AA ain't one

[Reel Deal]

Apparently I didn't get the memo that JQo is the nuts. Silly me.

[melioris]

cake has turned on you

[hc422709]

AA is a bitch