I have absolutely no idea. It's almost like he has a 6 year old pen writing for him, but then he edits the kid's jokes to dumb them down some more for us.
And no Brian, I didn't realize it was "sarcasim"
- I think the problem is that you write so poorly, it's hard for me to put the words together to even make coherent sentences - let alone detect the tone you are using. I'm sure your "jokes" sounds great in your head and have you slapping your knees silly, but please just trust me when I tell you that they don't always (read: ever) come across the way you intend them to.
Oh... and if they do... you must have taken a serious beating with the unfunny stick at some point in your childhood. Seriously man, you make eejit look funny.