worst month of poker i have ever played, results-wise.
1). Got in around 8K hands, 3.5K came when the kids were napping, and so were ‘distraction free’. The rest came late night, usually holding my little guy as this month he was either sick, teething, and/or spoiled. Whatever, the end result is that the little bastard didn’t sleep for shit.
2). I tried this like a motherfucker, but a typical HH looks something like this:
Melioris- AA
retarded monkey playing $25 or $50 NL 6-max -97o
Melioris makes huge overbet preflop. Retarded monkey calls. Flop comes A 8 2 rainbow.
Level 1 thinking –TOP SET!!!
Level 2 thinking- opponent is a retarded monkey, so his range is xx, as long as x is less than a ten. If one or more cards is a face/ace, retarded monkey pushes.
Level 3 thinking- since I just typed in I HAVE TOP SET and I bet the pot, he should think I have the top set.
Retarded monkey call, turn come 5. Repeat thinking above, except I shove to be called.
River comes 6.
Retard monkey types in chat “I love it when noobs overplay AA”
Reload and repeat.
3). This is probably the one goal I accomplished, as I am pretty immune to results these days.
4). Didn’t finish it yet, I am working my way through the last section.
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