Poker Players Creed
"See the Ferengi rules of Aquisiton"
Go to a website and study the rules of aquistion and I think you would agree that a TRUE POKER PLAYER must have written it.
Examples
1. Once you have their money NEVER give it back (True true)
Never let family get in the way of profit (busting your grandmother thing)
I can go on and on but if you really look at the 200 odd some rules you will see this is FUNNY AND TRUE
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