TP, this is the plan for ya:
1. You win one of these free Speed Poker seats.
2. You fly out to Australia to play the tourney.
3. I suck out on you at final table and win the tournament
4. I buy you a dozen Johnnie Walker Blue's to make up for my suckout - and then we hit the Spearmint Rhino!
CF
PS. Spearmint Rhino is a classy gentlemen's club around the corner from the casino where lots of the poker players like to hang out