First, get yourself some fake plastic buck teeth and a pair of thick coke-bottle prescription sunglasses. slick you hair down and part it in the middle.
The glasses will be so strong that you probably won't be able to see those strippers (that you don't want to look at
????) or your cards so you will have to take a peak under the rims every so often to see what you have (unless you want to play your cards blind that is).
Now, even if you are able to see the strippers through the glasses, you are goin g to look so freaky with the hair, glasses and teeth, that if you so much as glance at a stripper the bouncers are going to beat your ass! Assuming your friends haven't done that already for coming to a stag dressed as such a tool....
Can't imagine that helped much, but good luck
