It is only fair that I post this hand that just happened. When the cards were turned over, I assumed I was dead, like I pretty much always am lately. But somehow, by some miracle, he didn't get there.
I'm considering this a $1200 gift. When you combine it with the scores of "gifts" I've been handing out the past couple of months, it doesn't even make a dent, but for tonight, it did. And I am grateful for it.
ty for your pity, poker gods. I humbly accept.
Full Tilt Poker Game #1481813500: Table Pago (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:05:22 ET - 2006/12/27
Seat 1: Troll Pie ($600)
Seat 2: cmglive ($2,219)
<--No, this wasn't all my money... I just got here not long before this hand and was down less than $100 at this point.
Troll Pie posts the small blind of $3
cmglive posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Td 9d]
Troll Pie raises to $18
cmglive calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Ts 9s 5d]
cmglive checks
Troll Pie bets $24
cmglive raises to $66
Troll Pie raises to $224
cmglive raises to $2,201, and is all in
Troll Pie calls $358, and is all in
cmglive shows [Js 8s]
<--"Oh dear God," says me.
Troll Pie shows [Td 9d]
Uncalled bet of $1,619 returned to cmglive
*** TURN *** [Ts 9s 5d] [Kd]
"
" says me.
*** RIVER *** [Ts 9s 5d Kd] [Kh]
" 
" says me!
cmglive shows a pair of Kings
Troll Pie shows two pair, Kings and Tens
Troll Pie wins the pot ($1,199.50) with two pair, Kings and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ts 9s 5d Kd Kh]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Td 9d] and won ($1,199.50) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 2: cmglive (big blind) showed [Js 8s] and lost with a pair of Kings