Commence Crazy Angry Monkey Tilt
 

Full Tilt Poker Game #938643621: Table Pomerado (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:19:57 ET - 2006/08/26
Seat 1: PercentileDoom ($806.85)
Seat 5: LuvBNme ($673.20)
Seat 6: Comrae ($607.70)
PercentileDoom posts the small blind of $3
LuvBNme posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PercentileDoom [As Kd]
Comrae raises to $12
PercentileDoom raises to $42
LuvBNme folds
Comrae calls $30
*** FLOP *** [4c 3c Ks]
PercentileDoom bets $60
Comrae raises to $210
PercentileDoom raises to $764.85, and is all in
Comrae calls $355.70, and is all in
PercentileDoom shows [As Kd]
Comrae shows [8c 8h]
Uncalled bet of $199.15 returned to PercentileDoom
*** TURN *** [4c 3c Ks] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [4c 3c Ks Tc] [Ac]
PercentileDoom shows two pair, Aces and Kings
Comrae shows a flush, Ace high
Comrae wins the pot ($1,220.40) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,221.40 | Rake $1
Board: [4c 3c Ks Tc Ac]
Seat 1: PercentileDoom (small blind) showed [As Kd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 5: LuvBNme (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Comrae (button) showed [8c 8h] and won ($1,220.40) with a flush, Ace high

Take notes. You got schooled.

Outplayed like a bitch.

i used to think u were good.

These are the best responses I have ever seen in a Bad Beat thread.

P.S. Stick to the Boobie Loving. Poker is not for you, my friend.