SJay gets drunk, degeneracy ensues
 

So I come home drunk and I notice that Pacific Poker is running on my computer. oh oh.

I have about $2000 sitting on my pacific account at the moment so naturally i fire up a 5/10 NL table and a 3/6 NL table (wtf since when do I play NL cash). thank god i cashed out most of my pacific $ yesterday i think to myself.

anyway, wow, these NL players sure do suck. still, after about 15 minutes, i'm down to about $800.

so i persue the only logical course of action and open up a 10/20NL table and plonk down the $800. I run it up to $3700 in about 30 minutes.

this is by far my worst diplay of degenerate gambling ever.

call me eeeedonk.

i misplayed one hand horribly. button raises to $60, i call in the SB with AJ. Flop is AJ3. He bets $120, I check-raise to $300, he calls. Turn is a J. I bet $500 and he folds, claiming to fold AK. :(