I lost my first hundred dolla bill!
 

Effectively cutting my profits in half for that evening. Fuck it, I just hope someone who needs it picks it up...I still remember the day when I was like 7 and found a $20. It's just money right?

How did you "lose" a hundred dollar bill???

One time when I was drunk I lost a wallet and it had $400 and change in it
2 weeks later It showed up in the mail of a week later no money in it of course.
Only lessoned learned was I you find someones wallet or Id just drop in a mail box and postal service will send it to the address stated on said item .