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First the chat:

#4280272818: KckItRootDwn wins $124 from the main pot with a pair of queens.
#4280279052: bicecorv wins $38.50
jwoz429: too bad you don't know how to play kck
KckItRootDwn: ty


This was said AFTER these 3 hands. Priceless!!!!!!!!


***** Hand History for Game 4280231474 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 15, 22:25:28 ET 2006
Table Table 95374 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 2: jwoz429 ( $401 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $301.50 )
Seat 5: bicecorv ( $611.50 )
Seat 6: HolyPoker ( $174 )
Seat 1: ndNCAAplyoff ( $213.50 )
ndNCAAplyoff posts small blind [$2].
jwoz429 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Ac Jd ]
>You have options at VIP Lounge Table!.
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
bicecorv folds.
HolyPoker folds.
ndNCAAplyoff folds.
jwoz429 raises [$10].
>You have options at Springvale Table!.
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 2c, 6d ]
jwoz429 bets [$5].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
jwoz429 bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ Ad ]
jwoz429 bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn raises [$20].
jwoz429 calls [$10].
KckItRootDwn shows [ Ac, Jd ] a pair of aces.
jwoz429 doesn't show [ Js, 9c ] high card ace.
KckItRootDwn wins $100 from the main pot with a pair of aces.


**** Hand History for Game 4280243302 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 15, 22:26:40 ET 2006
Table Table 95374 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 2: jwoz429 ( $349 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $344.50 )
Seat 5: bicecorv ( $611.50 )
Seat 6: HolyPoker ( $183 )
Seat 1: ndNCAAplyoff ( $211.50 )
HolyPoker posts small blind [$2].
ndNCAAplyoff posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ As Ah ]
jwoz429 raises [$10].
KckItRootDwn raises [$15].
bicecorv folds.
HolyPoker folds.
ndNCAAplyoff folds.
jwoz429 calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, Ad, 8d ]
jwoz429 bets [$5].
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
jwoz429 calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
jwoz429 bets [$10].
>You have options at VIP Lounge Table!.
KckItRootDwn raises [$20].
jwoz429 calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ 4d ]
jwoz429 bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn raises [$20].
jwoz429 calls [$10].
KckItRootDwn shows [ As, Ah ] a full house, Aces full of eights.
jwoz429 doesn't show [ Qh, Jd ] two pairs, eights



***** Hand History for Game 4280272818 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 15, 22:29:39 ET 2006
Table Table 95374 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: jwoz429 ( $331 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $408.50 )
Seat 5: bicecorv ( $596.50 )
Seat 6: HolyPoker ( $196.50 )
Seat 1: ndNCAAplyoff ( $174.50 )
Seat 4: Butler224 ( $235 )
>You have options at Springvale Table!.
Butler224 posts small blind [$2].
bicecorv posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Qd Qs ]
>You have options at Springvale Table!.
HolyPoker folds.
ndNCAAplyoff folds.
jwoz429 raises [$10].
>You have options at Springvale Table!.
KckItRootDwn raises [$15].
Butler224 folds.
bicecorv folds.
jwoz429 raises [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, 4h, 8s ]
jwoz429 bets [$5].
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
jwoz429 calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5d ]
jwoz429 bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn raises [$20].
jwoz429 calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
>You have options at VIP Lounge Table!.
jwoz429 checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
jwoz429 calls [$10].
KckItRootDwn shows [ Qd, Qs ] a pair of queens.
jwoz429 doesn't show [ Qh, As ] high card ace.
KckItRootDwn wins $124 from the main pot with a pair of queens.

i like it, if im correct, it looks like 224 dollars in 3 minutes. what a dumbass jwolz .

ok
 

never watched you play limit shabi so railing you now.

then you got to see me donk off a quick couple hundo to call it a night.

From 0 to -700 to +240 today. Good times.

What table you at, I wouldn't mind railing you (if you're still playing).

...

:thumbsup:

(LOL Aeq)

Good stuff, shabi. For Hand #2, you got to use my favorite line!!! "It's like you didn't even see me raising you!" Oh, how I love that line. I'd rail it if I could.

And dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnm, that guys was really something special right there. I hope you bought him dinner beforehand, at least.

Yes, he was a special date. Truthfully, I didn't even give him the courtesy of a reacharound.:thumbsup:

I didn't want to say anything to scare this guy off, but I was going to go with this one if he piped up again:

"Hey Woz, I was wondering. At tax time, do you just right this all off as a charitable donation?":D

That is all I was thinking as I was reading the HH too. Looks like he learned how to check the river on the third hand...too bad....

Crazy man, crazy!