pockets rocket fail for you?
 

whenever i get AA it always turns out ugly can you belive that? yeah i know it happens to everybody. share a time whne you got screwed over

cmon
 

cmon ppl i know you have been screwed over befor, share it with me these ppl are cheating

AA, in my opinion, may be one of the worst hands. when you think about it, most hands can beat you...a ttwo pair and up can and that is just about what happens during every hand. your only way of winning with AA is to go all in before the flop and get lucky

ive seen so many people win with those. but when i get 'em i cant win nothin! :mad:

2 out of 3
 

I lose with AA 2 out of 3 times i get them

when i get AA i get really happy cuz i did get dealt the best hand, but when i see what comes up on the board i become speechless. i mean once this guy had A 10 against my AA, and the flop came KQJ. :confused: the turn and river didnt help me

I barely ever lose with AA. I lose with AA 1 out of 10 times. I dont know how you guys lose i guess its alot of luck.

I rarely lose with AA in live poker when I am playing with my friends. However, in online poker, I have seen AA lose more then 72 off suit. ;) But seriously, AA loses a lot more in online poker then live poker, probably because it is dealt a lot more in online poker then live poker.

To everyone last one of you fuckers:
 

What you've just typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no freeroll, and may God have mercy on your soul.

It's dealt more in online poker because you get more hands in per hour. It has nothing to do with the fact that it's online poker...in fact online poker is probably more random than shuffling a deck yourself.

edit- nice billy madison quote pshabi

OMG! :eek:

This may be the single worst thread this site has ever seen. I'm not even sure what section to move it to.

Huh... just noticed it now says "Banned" under the names of the first four posters in this thread. Yup, I'm done dealing with this shit.

That's fucking hilarious, amen.

Double amen.

hate pocket all pockets pairs preflop.
never seem to win with pocket anything
cause their to many dummys out there that play everything

You're not playing them right then. I've won some of my biggest pots with PPs.

please play at my table

im not saying i dont play PP

im saying i have not the best of luck with them
i will play at your tables since i got an invite......when do you usally play

Sweet. I want in on this. What limits do you play?

Or are you another one of those Play Money guys that have somehow found this board recently?

I still do the smaller tables bank roll not that big yet.
I would love to yall