Worst. Player. Ever.
 

So I got a prop offer at InterPoker, after sitting idle for about 15 minutes this guy shows up, and proceeds to beat his Raise button to a bloody pulp. At first I wasn't getting cards so I went down a bit, but as soon as I got a hand I caught on to his game.

Game #390059554: Texas Hold'em Limit (£2/£4) - 2005/04/23 - 20:43:50 (ET)
Table "Bahamas" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: TCheval (£70 in chips)
Seat 4: aceform1 (£69.50 in chips)
aceform1: posts small blind £1
TCheval: posts big blind £2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to TCheval [Qc Jc]
aceform1: raises £3
TCheval: calls £2
----- FLOP ----- [Js 5s Kh]
TCheval: bets £2
aceform1: raises £4
TCheval: calls £2
----- TURN ----- [Js 5s Kh][Jh]
TCheval: checks
aceform1: bets £4
TCheval: raises £8
aceform1: raises £8
TCheval: raises £8
aceform1: raises £8
TCheval: calls £4
----- RIVER ----- [Js 5s Kh Jh][Qd]
TCheval: bets £4
aceform1: raises £8
TCheval: raises £8
aceform1: raises £8
TCheval: raises £8
aceform1: raises £8
TCheval: calls £4
----- SHOW DOWN -----
aceform1: shows [6h 2h] (A Pair of Jacks, King high)
TCheval: shows [Qc Jc] (A Full House, Jacks full of Queens)
TCheval collected £101 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £104 Main pot £101 Rake £3
Board [Js 5s Kh Jh Qd]
Seat 1: TCheval (big blind) showed [Qc Jc] and won (£101) with A Full House, Jacks full of Queens
Seat 4: aceform1 (small blind) lost

AND THEN...

Game #390068084: Texas Hold'em Limit (£2/£4) - 2005/04/23 - 20:46:01 (ET)
Table "Bahamas" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: TCheval (£113 in chips)
Seat 4: aceform1 (£23 in chips)
aceform1: posts small blind £1
TCheval: posts big blind £2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to TCheval [Ts 5d]
aceform1: raises £3
TCheval: calls £2
----- FLOP ----- [Kc 5s 5h]
TCheval: checks
aceform1: checks
----- TURN ----- [Kc 5s 5h][3c]
TCheval: bets £4
aceform1: raises £8
TCheval: raises £8
aceform1: raises £8
TCheval: raises £8
aceform1: is all-in £3
Returned uncalled bets £1 to TCheval
----- RIVER ----- [Kc 5s 5h 3c][6d]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
TCheval: shows [Ts 5d] (Three of a kind, Fives, King high)
aceform1: shows [Th 4s] (A Pair of Fives, King high)
TCheval collected £43.75 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £46 Main pot £43.75 Rake £2.25
Board [Kc 5s 5h 3c 6d]
Seat 1: TCheval (big blind) showed [Ts 5d] and won (£43.75) with Three of a kind, Fives, King high

Hahahahaha. Find this player's IDs on all the poker sites and post them for us to enjoy :D

Wow.... that's some good stuff!

I don't love the interface at , but I do admit, they have some of the worst players in the world. MY theory is that because it's a casino offshoot site, you get a lot mroe gamblers playing there than poker players...