This is why i suck...
 

THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY I SUCK

PokerStars Game #12590360118: Tournament #63175539, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/10/12 - 18:41:06 (ET)
Table '63175539 45' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Rick0462 (3625 in chips)
Seat 2: Darn800 (3225 in chips)
Seat 3: Fildy (1115 in chips)
Seat 4: kt5885 (1955 in chips)
Seat 5: pastie62 (920 in chips)
Seat 6: lady cha (780 in chips)
kt5885: posts small blind 15
pastie62: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fildy [Ks Kd]
lady cha: calls 30
Rick0462: calls 30
Darn800: folds
Fildy: raises 150 to 180
kt5885: calls 165
pastie62: raises 740 to 920 and is all-in
lady cha: calls 750 and is all-in
Rick0462: folds
Fildy: raises 195 to 1115 and is all-in
kt5885: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc Ac 4c]
*** TURN *** [Jc Ac 4c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Ac 4c 2d] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pastie62: shows [Ah Kc] (a pair of Aces)
Fildy: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)
pastie62 collected 280 from side pot
lady cha: shows [As 9c] (a pair of Aces - lower kicker)
pastie62 collected 2550 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2830 Main pot 2550. Side pot 280. | Rake 0
Board [Jc Ac 4c 2d 7d]
Seat 1: Rick0462 folded before Flop
Seat 2: Darn800 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Fildy (button) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: kt5885 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: pastie62 (big blind) showed [Ah Kc] and won (2830) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: lady cha showed [As 9c] and lost with a pair of Aces

And to think, I even contemplated folding.

Awesomeo!
 

I Double up, then this. WTF? REALLY?

PokerStars Game #12590496429: Tournament #63175539, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/10/12 - 18:49:18 (ET)
Table '63175539 45' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Rick0462 (4065 in chips)
Seat 2: Darn800 (3705 in chips)
Seat 3: Fildy (310 in chips)
Seat 4: kt5885 (1980 in chips)
Seat 5: pastie62 (3180 in chips)
Seat 6: tritrop (4210 in chips)
Fildy: posts small blind 25
kt5885: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fildy [Tc Td]
pastie62: calls 50
tritrop: calls 50
Rick0462: folds
Darn800: raises 100 to 150
Fildy said, "gg in advance"
Fildy: raises 160 to 310 and is all-in
kt5885: folds
pastie62: folds
tritrop: calls 260
Darn800: calls 160
*** FLOP *** [2s 5c 7h]
tritrop: bets 600
Darn800: folds
Fildy said, "yraewojmg/lkSND: KG,SD}MG 'ljads"
Fildy said, "f'ma"
Fildy said, "'f k;jan g"
Fildy said, "'lamflkgjn a]mg"
*** TURN *** [2s 5c 7h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [2s 5c 7h 3c] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fildy: shows [Tc Td] (a pair of Tens)
tritrop: shows [7c 5d] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
tritrop collected 1030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1030 | Rake 0
Board [2s 5c 7h 3c 4c]
Seat 1: Rick0462 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Darn800 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Fildy (small blind) showed [Tc Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 4: kt5885 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: pastie62 folded before Flop
Seat 6: tritrop showed [7c 5d] and won (1030) with two pair, Sevens and Fives

At least you took it well.

Well normally I bang my head against the wall a couple times, I decided that might hurt too much this time.