Don't you just love it when...
 

-You're wrapping up your session. Most of your tables are closed, and you've unchecked the "Auto-Post Blind" button this table. This is 100% your last orbit, but you always play to the blinds, of course.

-You raise with a suited connector preflop and decide to call a three bet, in position, from a solid player that you would normally fold to in this spot.

-You flop the nuts.

-Before you even raise his CB, you already know his EXACT two hole card and EXACTLY how this hand is going to play out.


Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $384.70
BB: $235.55
UTG: $366.85
MP: $227.35
HERO (CO): $219.35
Button: $199

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 7:h: 6:h: ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
HERO raises to $7
Button folds
SB raises to $25
BB folds
HERO calls $18

Flop: 5:s: 4:s: 3:c: ($52)
SB bets $38
HERO raises to $112
SB raises to $359.7 and is all in
HERO calls $82.3 and is all in

Turn: 5:s: 4:s: 3:c: T:h: ($606)

River: 5:s: 4:s: 3:c: T:h: 6:s: ($606)

SB shows K:s: A:s:
SB wins $437.70 with a flush Ace high

Gross.

FYP.

I was going to make some "underdog" joke here but this just sucks. I was recently thinking I am kind of the Mike the mouth around here, folding KK and "no one knows how bad I run", but damn son, you run bad at times too.

LOL... ya think?

Bear in mind, I post maybe 5-10% of my ridiculous beats and pretty much 0% of the truly "standard" ones.

I can't complain though... I've barely played this month (4k hands), I'm a loser with AA, AKs (dealt to me 23 and 13 times, respectively), and I'm still running at nearly 13 BB/100. So seriously, I'm not going to complain.