I'm back, baby!
 

When KK scoops a pot like this, that's a freaking miracle. I usually can't dodge EITHER of these guys' outs, let alone all of them.

Gotta love UTG's stellar play here. I know I did.


Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $3/$6 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by

SB: $288.75
BB: $649.20
UTG: $605.70
HERO (MP): $1173.25
CO: $1391.95
Button: $2681.75

SB posts Small Blind $3
BB posts Big Blind $6

Pre-flop: K:d: K:s: ($9)
UTG raises to $12
HERO raises to $45
CO folds
Button folds
SB raises to $288.7 and is all in
BB folds
UTG calls $276.7
HERO raises to $1173.2 and is all in
UTG calls $316.9 and is all in

Flop: 3:c: T:s: 3:h: ($2073.5)

Turn: 3:c: T:s: 3:h: J:c: ($2073.5)

River: 3:c: T:s: 3:h: J:c: 8:h: ($2073.5)

SB shows A:h: Q:h:
UTG shows 9:c: 9:d:
wins $1503.15 with two pair Kings and Threes


3 minutes later (seriously) at a different table, this happened.

Hey, at least we know Hell didn't freeze over.

Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $2/$4 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by

SB: $712.20
BB: $392
HERO (UTG): $802.50
MP: $683.50
CO: $495
Button: $538.20

SB posts Small Blind $2
HERO posts
Pre-flop: K:s: K:c: ($6)
MP folds
CO raises to $14
Button folds
SB folds
HERO raises to $48
CO raises to $140
HERO raises to $802.5 and is all in
CO calls $355 and is all in

Flop: 2:h: J:s: 5:h: ($1299.5)

Turn: 2:h: J:s: 5:h: 6:h: ($1299.5)

River: 2:h: J:s: 5:h: 6:h: 9:d: ($1299.5)

CO shows A:h: A:d:
CO wins $989 with a pair of Aces

You're such a donkey. Don't you know that doesn't work twice in a row?

LOLLERMUFFINS its ok!
I was playing a live .50/1 game at my friends 5-handed, and my jack ass friend who was dealing deals me KK, and UTG and MP both AA. lol

I don't know how I finished up that night.
Cheers!:thumbsup: