Some things just never change...
 

I decided to try a little HU today, to see if I still hate poker.

Here are three of my favorite hands from the session. And yes, I realize this is part of the game and all that crap, but when you are on the bad end of these 20 times more than the good end.... I mean, WTF???


This idiot started with less than $60, and finished with around $360, if I recall.

Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $1/$2 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by

BB: $90.90
HERO (Button): $200.50

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: A:c: A:h: ($2)
HERO raises to $6
BB calls $4

Flop: 6:s: 9:s: T:c: ($12)
BB bets $2
HERO raises to $8
BB raises to $62
HERO raises to $194.5 and is all in
BB calls $22.9 and is all in

Turn: 6:s: 9:s: T:c: 5:c: ($291.4)

River: 6:s: 9:s: T:c: 5:c: Q:h: ($291.4)
HERO
BB shows T:s: Q:d:
BB wins $181.30 with two pair Queens and Tens


At least he was nice enough not to break me here. Gotta love my value bet on the end:

Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $1/$2 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by

BB: $217.70
HERO (Button): $207

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 8:s: 8:d: ($2)
HERO raises to $6
BB calls $4

Flop: J:s: 8:h: Q:h: ($12)
BB checks
HERO bets $8
BB calls $8

Turn: J:s: 8:h: Q:h: 2:h: ($28)
BB checks
HERO bets $21
BB calls $21

River: J:s: 8:h: Q:h: 2:h: A:c: ($70)
BB checks
HERO bets $42
BB calls $42

BB shows 7:h: K:h:
BB wins $153.50 with a flush King high


This was another guy who I was completely owning... until...... (and yes, I saw this coming from MILES away):

Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $1/$2 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by

BB: $192
HERO (Button): $438

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 6:s: 6:d: ($2)
HERO raises to $6
BB raises to $18
HERO calls $12

Flop: T:c: 2:h: 6:h: ($36)
BB bets $32
HERO calls $32

Turn: T:c: 2:h: 6:h: T:d: ($100)
BB bets $65
HERO raises to $388 and is all in
BB calls $77 and is all in

River: T:c: 2:h: 6:h: T:d: A:d: ($630)

BB shows A:s: A:h:
BB wins $383.50 with a full house Aces full of Tens


Hey poker: Fuck you. Seriously.

Wow. Sounds like you need a longer break.

Wow.... sick sick sick.....


Definately ugly. I don't see how you can play any of those hands any differently