I'm posting this just for the chat - I swear this is good
 

Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit, 9 players
Hand History by

SB: $53.85
BB: $52.55
UTG: $49.95
UTG+1: $61.90
MP1: $45.60
MP2: $23.40
MP3: $43.50
CO: $46.45
HERO (Button): $85.55

SB posts Small Blind $0.25
BB posts Big Blind $0.5

Pre-flop: 6:d: 6:s: ($0.75)
UTG raises to $2.5
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 raises to $4.5
MP3 folds
CO folds
HERO folds
SB folds
BB calls $4
UTG raises to $49.9 and is all in
MP2 calls $18.9 and is all in
BB folds

Flop: 7:c: 5:d: 8:h: ($78.05)

Turn: 7:c: 5:d: 8:h: T:d: ($78.05)

River: 7:c: 5:d: 8:h: T:d: T:c: ($78.05)
UTG says: donk

MP2 shows 5:c: A:c:
UTG shows K:d: K:s:
UTG wins $49 with two pair Kings and Tens

BB says: donk
HERO says: lol - A5?
UTG says: knew it was a matter of time
HERO says: reload please
MP2 says: lol
UTG says: yes reload lol

I was expecting something much much better than what I got here. :cool:

this is -ev

sorry for the not-so-funny post
 

At the time it really had me going... There was more to it I guess, but today it's not as funny as it was at the time. I guess you had to be there.:o

I know, I know...

Rarely do I say anything while playing at all, but I just couldn't help myself. I almost felt sorry for this guy. In this case he did actually reload too, but just above the minimum...