This always makes me chuckle...
 

"Whoa - easy there, big fella..."

Full Tilt Poker Game #1916292361: Table Evergreen (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:03:31 ET - 2007/03/04
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($1,022)
Seat 2: jewish_style ($1,191)
Seat 3: PDJ123 ($2,305.60)
Seat 4: Troll Pie ($1,149.75)
Seat 5: WiltOnTilt ($1,000)
Seat 6: merc500sl ($885)
PDJ123 posts the small blind of $5
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [4h Tc]
merc500sl folds
MyPetTurtle folds
jewish_style folds
PDJ123 calls $5
Troll Pie checks
*** FLOP *** [7d 4s 3c]
PDJ123 checks
Troll Pie bets $10
PDJ123 calls $10
*** TURN *** [7d 4s 3c] [Js]
PDJ123 checks
Troll Pie checks
*** RIVER *** [7d 4s 3c Js] [3h]
PDJ123 checks
Troll Pie checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Troll Pie shows [4h Tc] (two pair, Fours and Threes)
PDJ123 shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
PDJ123 wins the pot ($38) with two pair, Kings and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $40 | Rake $2
Board: [7d 4s 3c Js 3h]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: jewish_style (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: PDJ123 (small blind) showed [Ks Kc] and won ($38) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 4: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [4h Tc] and lost with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 5: WiltOnTilt is sitting out
Seat 6: merc500sl didn't bet (folded)

Converted, just for kicks (looks like it needs some work):

Full Tilt Cash game, $/$ Limit, 2 players
Hand History Converted by
BB: $885
postsHERO posts
Pre-flop: 4:h: T:c: ($15)
BB folds
HERO folds
HERO folds
HERO calls $5 ($20)
HERO checks
Flop: 7:d: 4:s: 3:c: ($20)
HERO checks
HERO bets $10 ($30)
HERO calls $10 ($40)
Turn: 7:d: 4:s: 3:c: J:s: ($40)
HERO checks
HERO checks
River: 7:d: 4:s: 3:c: J:s: 3:h: ($40)
HERO checks
HERO checks
HERO wins $38 with two pair, Kings and Threes