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Guy raises with AK I call with 87s Flop comes K7x he bets less than half the pot, I call. Turn 7 He checks I bet 1/2 pot he shoves I call he gets pissed!

buckortwo111: u dumb @!@#

I dont respond, then a few hands later against another player I have T:h:9:h: in a 4 way pot. Flop 9:d:K:h:8:s:

PFR bets 1/3 pot, 1 call, I call OTB. Turn 9. PFR checks other guy bets 1/2 pot I call PFR folds, river guy checks I bet he calls with KQ I scoop.

buckortwo111: hes too dumb to fold
zybomb: yup too dumb to fold 2nd pair with 2 backdoor draws getting 5:1
buckortwo111: so what do u call when u sucked out to me
buckortwo111: preflop callss Raise of 4x
buckortwo111: ur a joke
zybomb: ok just lose the last 98.10 in your account and then call up the bank for a redeposit

(reloads to 364.50)

buckortwo111: Im fine
zybomb: that transfer from your buddy just completed huh? congrats
buckortwo111: hang tight
buckortwo111: gonna be a bumpy road 4 u
zybomb: yea you might take half my stack if u get lucky uh oh
buckortwo111: half is better then now
buckortwo111: none

Then this

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to zybomb [8d 7h]
girlsholic folds
shipthedonutsss folds
jas52185 folds
zybomb raises to $12
buckortwo111 calls $10
kwmwdos85 folds
*** FLOP *** [8s Qh Ah]
buckortwo111 checks
zybomb checks
*** TURN *** [8s Qh Ah] [7d]
buckortwo111 bets $20
zybomb calls $20
*** RIVER *** [8s Qh Ah 7d] [Jd]
buckortwo111 bets $50
zybomb calls $50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
buckortwo111 shows [3d 2h] Ace Queen high
zybomb shows [8d 7h] two pair, Eights and Sevens
zybomb wins the pot ($165) with two pair, Eights and Sevens

zybomb: good call pre
zybomb: and good bets post
buckortwo111: ur ust lucky
buckortwo111: it will pass
zybomb: bc i fold 32o from the SB?

Hahaha -- ok Im goin out now

Better to just let them think you're an idiot, imo.

Yeah, plz dont berate the fish. Unless your playing 70/50 at nl25, cuz then its just funny. at nl400 its just bad business.

I prefer needling this type of guy. He seems like he wants to outplay zybomb every hand so might as well aggravate the situation a little IMO.

Needling is fine, but explaining the math to him? Nobody cares. Just say ty alot, lol.

Exactly, there are ways to needle this guy w/o tipping him off (and other's at the table) that you're someone w/Zy's skills.

People like the villain here are too dumb to learn anything from an adversary in the heat of the moment, but I definitely don't want to add anything to his long term picture that is going to make him think he is playing badly. It's better long term if the idiots think that you are lucky, they are unlucky and mayber event that the site is slightly rigged. ;)