Why can't I play guys like this every day ?
 

PokerStars Game #20057725798: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/01 - 02:39:06 (ET)
Table 'Geisha' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: icisicqd ($53.55 in chips)
Seat 2: DaTruf_88 ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: pondor2 ($92.65 in chips)
Seat 4: merfthesurf ($30.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Robbr25 ($49 in chips)
bigbasshole will be allowed to play after the button
icisicqd: posts small blind $0.25
DaTruf_88: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Robbr25 [9s 9h]
pondor2: folds
merfthesurf: calls $0.50
Robbr25: raises $1.50 to $2
icisicqd: folds
DaTruf_88: folds
merfthesurf: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [Jh 4d 9c]
merfthesurf: checks
Robbr25: bets $3.25
merfthesurf: calls $3.25
*** TURN *** [Jh 4d 9c] [Js]
merfthesurf: checks
Robbr25: bets $7
merfthesurf: calls $7
*** RIVER *** [Jh 4d 9c Js] [7s]
merfthesurf: checks
Robbr25: bets $19.75
merfthesurf: calls $18.70 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.05) returned to Robbr25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Robbr25: shows [9s 9h] (a full house, Nines full of Jacks)
merfthesurf: mucks hand
Robbr25 collected $60.65 from pot
merfthesurf leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $62.65 | Rake $2
Board [Jh 4d 9c Js 7s]
Seat 1: icisicqd (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DaTruf_88 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: pondor2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: merfthesurf mucked [Th As]
Seat 5: Robbr25 (button) showed [9s 9h] and won ($60.65) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks

This actually isnt as bad as it looks since you're representing pretty much exactly AJ 99 or complete air here.

But yea...