OMG! everyone I quit
 

I lost a shit ton of money$ tonight on tilt.
First I lost it at 10/20 NL, then 25/50 NL vs. H@LLingol
Then I put $25,000 onto Full Tilt and played 50/100 vs Ozzy87 and lost it all.
In one night I lost $45,000
fuckin shit poker is horrible

WTF DUDE, i was talking to you till 4am. when did this happen?

Umm, shit.

I hope your gf knew, cuz now she does. :o

since when can u deposit $25k in one go

God damn it JD. I think we're going to have to plan an intervention.

Ouch..... That completely sucks, JD.

shit JD, I am sorry. Something needs to be done, but i don't know what it is.

I do... he needs to stay away from these 10/20 and 25/50 NL cash tables and go back to playing some tourneys for a while.

Something makes me think you need to work on your impulse control. I'm not sure what is tipping me off though...

Nothing about this thread is even the least bit funny, except that.

JD, I really thought I had the market cornered on how to blow a bankroll in one fell swoop, and while I know this wasn't your entire roll it sure is a dent in ANYONE'S day.


Better days my man.................

WTFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, JD??? How could that move have ever seemed like a good idea (let alone the ones before it)?

Ugh. I really hate seeing this happen, but we all knew the warning signs were there. :(

This not not NOT an "I told you so" or an "I'm trying to make you feel worse" or anything like that link, but I have to link to this post again for you and for everyone else reading:


IMO, this blow up was only a matter of time.

Your response to that was this:

IMO, you should not play any poker until you figure out how to get this under control.

P.S. I'm really sorry to hear about this man... This sucks mega big huge time.

yep
 

I kinda saw this happening also eventully, not trying to kick you when you are down JD but like everyone has said it was bound to happen. You were bouncing around soo much, even more then I used to and I didnt think that was possible. I think it is because that is how you made your bankroll by playing way above your head on going on a killer rush and guess what it caught up to you.

If you do play again you really need to grind the money and get a prospective on what actully earning that bankroll is. Not saying you didnt earn it you had to have played great to make that much but you know as well as everyone else does that variance is a kick in the ass and guess what it just kicked your ass. Now this is totally the pot calling the kettle black but seriously dude step back for awhile and look at the road you are going down.

only 3 ways to go from here.

1. withdraw, dont play again, enjoy the money you have left.
2. keep doing what you are doing and blow the rest of it.
3. calm the fuck down and play levels you know you can beat and make some money.

its your choice but I kinda like option 3, I think you have great skills and would hate to see you quit but if you are going to keep doing this shit then yes pick 1.

wow im speechless...

whoa whoa whoa. THIS DID NOT HAPPEN.
i was at my gf's last night and we had ppl over. we were all kinda drunk and I passed out still logged in to this site. One of my kinda drunk friends thought it would be funny to act like I lost everyhing- he thought it was like 2+2 and no1 would care, not a smaller forum where every1 knows every1.

I mean - u can't even deposit 20k into FTP in 1 day - and all he did was name the good internet players he knows and said i played them.

sorry

GREAT story with goon end...:D

And dont abuse JD :p

Temp ban plz. :D

hmmmm....^^


So just me who didnt belive this then

I am pretty sure sites give special priveleges to their high rollers.

That settles it. Eejit is smarter than everyone else. Somebody give this guy a blowjob.

I was suspicious, but it's not like you could prove anything either way from here. And it's certainly not something to crow about.

1. You certainly can deposit $20k into Full Tilt in one day, and you should know that.
2. I thought your friends didn't know how much money you made playing poker.
3. Since when do your (non poker playing, I assume) friends know the names of other popular online poker players, let alone the existence of 2+2?
4. Your kinda drunk friend is an idiot. Feel free to tell him I said so.... if he actually exists, that is.

See, this story still doesn't quite add up with things we've you've told us in the past. And you certainly can't deny that this post is 100% in your "handwriting:"

Now for my theory: JD got drunk last night and made the post above himself (possibly with the encouragement of other people). When JD woke up today and saw the heartfelt, caring responses from other members of this forum, he felt really badly about it and wanted to clear the air. Rather than risk being labeled a full of shit eejit, he came up with this cover story and blamed it on an imaginary "friend" of his.

That's my theory.

Fuckin' drunk. :rolleyes:

I think Detective TP may be on to something. Either way JD I'm glad you didn't lose that kinda cash going nuts and SINCERLY hope it never happens that way.

he is man. me and a friend decided this would be a good prank for some reason and i honestly forgot all about this until i woke up and then felt like a total jackass. well its not the dumbest thing ive done drunk, and hopefully u guys can relate to how dumb ideas sound really good when ur wasted. i guess at least my lie was about being worse than i am rather than better? - that and me posting rather than playing drunk are the only positives i see in this - and i had a fun night. sry to start dumb shit.
honestly my 1st lie/ stupid prank on here. im sure most know im honest but over the internet i guess u could lose credibility pretty quickly

i really dont think u can deposit 20k on FT in a day tho.

OH MAN this could be a thread all it's own, trust me on that!

I'd start a thread about the stupidest things anyone has done when they are drunk, but mine would involve handcuffs and a public defender, and I come off looking really bad in the end......

i was seriously thinking about starting it, but didnt think any1 would post anything. mines pretty bad too and i look like a total jackass and horrible BF when i get caught with 2 chicks at a party my gf just happens to show up to. it was bad and i really wouldnt want to go into details anyway. - and a 3some did Not happen (un)fortunately so dont get ur hopes up.

and penguin id like to hear more...

Ditto, minus the public defender.

if i did that id be slated all over the shop!!

wtg you for ding it different i guess

I understand doing stupid things when drunk - We've all been there. And yes, this was stupid. But when you woke up and "felt like a total jackass," you should have apologized right then. Lying more to try to cover it up only makes it worse, IMO.

Very eejity, indeed.

we have extremely different history's on this site.
mines making me look worse rather than urs that make u look better
not that it makes it okay, but 1 drunken idiot thing vs like 10

The funny thing is, JD can blame alcohol. For you, it's just defective genes.

Also:

1) It doesn't involve anyone else's money.
2) It wasn't malicious like the Radio thing.

1. eh? what kind of dramatism have u put on that?
2. malicious?

Oh right... cause you accidentally submitted a song to TP radio claiming it was you, when in fact... you know... it wasn't. Just a simple mix up!

You aren't honestly going to try to defend your dumbass actions, are you? I mean, are you STILL not able to take responsibility for your bullshit???

I know if I had the power of the ban stick, eejit definately would be on permaban.

ditto

Fuck, that's the Post of the Month right there.

word.

hmmmm
 

wonder if I would get that same ban stick? I can see in the past I would but now not sure what my talking poker image is.

Jd
 

I can not even imagine how much money it is. :eek:
I have lost my temper when I lost connection during the Caribian adventure satelite, but now I see that it was nothing compering to your loss.
Good luck next time!

lol reading comprehension.

When I read your first post, the thing which stuck out the most, for me (after being shocked at your loss, ofcourse) was your spelling and grammer. For some reason, it had improved immensely. Did your friend type it out or do you type better when drunk? :rolleyes:


OMG! everyone I quit

I lost a shit ton of money$ tonight on tilt.
First I lost it at 10/20 NL, then 25/50 NL vs. H@LLingol
Then I put $25,000 onto Full Tilt and played 50/100 vs Ozzy87 and lost it all.
In one night I lost $45,000
fuckin shit poker is horrible

*Caps on the 'I' and beginning sentences, periods at the end of sentences,(nice) only quotation missing is exclamation point at the end of $44k. I'm thinking you typed up the last line. ;)

LOL. Yea right.

what
 

so whats wrong with her spelling of grammur?

hmmm
 

Im realy glad, that nobody is mentioning my grammar and spelling.:o

I like how you make comments too. Like "grammur" isn't an improvement for you. ;)

You're from Slovakia - I'd really be an asshole to pick on you. :)

Umm, but you really are an asshole. I'm confused.

i typed it and i assume it was pretty badly written and made no sense cuz of drunkeness, my less drunk friend felt the need to fix it.

thats why i was so surprised TP said it looked exactly like my typing, when it actually wasn't lol.

That's because you are using Level II thinking and I'm using Level III. You see, I knew that you typed it up and your friend fixed it, but the "flavor" of it is still 100% JD.

I'm glad it was a prank, but it was still a stupid one. Let's not make a habit of this crap around here, ok?

ive got a few in the works. come to think of it, im just a gimmick account and have actually only won like 1k from poker.